Bleak Chic cancelled!

(Ardez1) #101

@Mc1412013 Quite the imagination.

(Jostabeere) #102

Heck yeah. No more champagne baths for Max Bashki!

(Shinywindow) #103

I actually hope he comes back in some way or another, he might have been weird but he was still a really amusing character :frowning:

I bet when the autopsy is done they find out 90% of his blood is champagne or something

(Jesus) #104

It seems like you speak of Champagne like a super expensive stuff. Which seems kinda odd to me because here in France where i live unless you take the top brand Champagne isnt that expensive…

(MilkyBear) #105

Please tell me that Turtle is hiding somewhere in that update, plsss :frowning:

(jollyRacer) #106

Thank you so much for the Aimee reveal devs :smile:
I’ve been waiting for her for the longest time now! When will her role-call be revealed though? I’ll stay up for the stream!

(PleasantWheat) #107

Congrats Aimee fans, I think I speak for all the people who were (still are) waiting for turtle when I say…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MORE WAITING"

I will now be taking bets on whether Javelin or Turtle will be the next merc after Aimee.

(MilkyBear) #108

@PleasantWheat Turtle’s fans right now
http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Nooo-Meme-10.jpg

(gg2ez) #109

Max Bashki is like the Bermuda Triangle of Dirty Bomb. Everybody talks about him but no-one knows jack sh*t about him.

Truly a mystery.

(OmaGretel) #110

Turtle killed this Max Bashki and flees to London, so Turtle will be released next. Meanwhile Aimee is chasing Turtle and will be released in 1-2 months, after she tracked him down.

(MilkyBear) #111

Keep dreaming man, keep dreaming …

(Shinywindow) #112

Knowing Dirty Bomb, whoever killed Max is gonna be Scrub or Fragger’s mom or something.

Max might even respawn.

(ClemClem7) #113

I think the third eye will spot every merc in line of sight of it, not trough walls, but if it can see you, you are spotted, even across the map
May be it’s a good rework of her ability ?

(reciprocal) #114

You fools have been spelling his name wrong all this time! It should have been Max Kibosh, as in this project was going to be kiboshed to the MAX!!!

(Chris Mullins) #115

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@MissMurder would approve this post

(Faraleth) #116

@stayfreshshoe I should hope so! ;D

(Shirobon) #117

I think that is just the old selbstadt model. [/quote]

That’s definitely the Deagle, not the Selbstadt.

That said, having a silencer on the Deagle is heresy.

(Jesus) #118

I think that is just the old selbstadt model. [/quote]

That’s definitely the Deagle, not the Selbstadt.

That said, having a silencer on the Deagle is heresy.[/quote]

yeah silencing a 50 is kinda like a joke

(_Sniff_) #119

I think that is just the old selbstadt model. [/quote]

That’s definitely the Deagle, not the Selbstadt.

That said, having a silencer on the Deagle is heresy.[/quote]

yeah silencing a 50 is kinda like a joke [/quote]

Not if you want to keep your hearing

(nokiII) #120

yeah silencing a 50 is kinda like a joke

You can fit a suppressor to a fucking tank, so why shouldn’t you silence a deagle?