This is London. There are many bicycles in London. Why no merc uses a bicycle ? He would be a perfect objective carrier.
“EV is at the objective. Deliver the-…”
“Done!”
He could be balanced by having to carry his bike upstairs.
Bicycle Merc
HunterAssassin5
(HunterAssassin5)
#2
if this is a joke, its a damn funny one, though probably one that rides too much on stereotypes, pun intended.
if this isnt a joke, well it is now. its a damn funny joke.
Samniss_Arandeen
(Samniss_Arandeen)
#3
As a car enthusiast, my fucking hatred of fucking cyclists and the road they hog when riding well under the fucking speed limit approaches Jeremy Clarkson levels. Being able to mow these fucks down in DB, well, that would be fucking satisfying.
jazevec1
(jazevec)
#4
To be honest, even I am not sure if this idea is a joke. It’s so ridiculous that it might just work. It wouldn’t make sense in W:ET or ET:QW, which had rugged outdoors, but Dirty Bomb doesn’t even have a lawn! We have airstrikes, artillery, orbital lasers, invisibility tech, nanobot healing (Phoenix, Aura), heartbeat sensors, automatic turrets, reviver gun… is a bicycle too futuristic ??
“Reduced movement speed on stairs” would be a badass merc disadvantage.
Osm0sis
(Osm0sis)
#6
Bicycle merc gets hit by the train on trainyard… Or if he can get run over by the EV?