Best of Dirty Bomb chat


(FantasticMango) #561

from the few times I’ve pubbed:


(Xyfurion) #562

[quote=“Xenithos;c-226083”][quote=“GatoCommodore;c-226067”][quote=“Xyfurion;c-226053”]

Colors Gold, Red, Purple and Green were all on the same team.

Even funnier, Red was level 80 something.[/quote]

im level 70, and i still use proxy on certain maps

why so salty against proxy[/quote]

The joke is that the level 80 something guy can’t do anything but talk crap, about how crappy his teammates are, including hate against a proxy…
He also claims he’s played this game for 12-13 years apparently…

Some people will never recover of the disappointment of ReV.[/quote]

We do not speak of ReV. Ever.

GOD DAMN PROXY OBSIDIAN! STOKER WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!


(Press E) #563














(TepidJesus) #564

A bit of background on this, Pikachu was trying to snipe, he was really bad, so in classic DB fashion, we told him how bad he was. Then Spaghetti (referred to as “Old Mate Spag” jumps in and starts defending Pikachu (Pikachu is an 11-year-old girl BTW), we ask why he is defending her and he says that Pikachu is his friend, so we call Spag Pikas Boyfriend. Calling them BF And GF only made the situation worse, then this came up in chat and i lost my shit.
https://s24.postimg.org/681syug39/chat.jpg


(AlbinMatt) #565

[quote=“TepidJesus;c-226473”]A bit of background on this, Pikachu was trying to snipe, he was really bad, so in classic DB fashion, we told him how bad he was. Then Spaghetti (referred to as “Old Mate Spag” jumps in and starts defending Pikachu (Pikachu is an 11-year-old girl BTW), we ask why he is defending her and he says that Pikachu is his friend, so we call Spag Pikas Boyfriend. Calling them BF And GF only made the situation worse, then this came up in chat and i lost my @$!#.
https://s24.postimg.org/681syug39/chat.jpg

[/quote]

Psst, you called Pikachu a “he” on the first sentence.

This is made doubly awkward, since Spag is defending her while she is on the enemy team.
Then quadruply funny as Jesus starts getting involved.


(AlphaUT) #566

I don’t know why would people use translator to translate their words into chinese and then pretend he is Chinese. I was trying to understand the guy who typed in chinese in the screenshot that @STARRYSOCK posted. I couldn’t figure it out

I begin to doubt if I speak chinese or not. I doubt if my life is real. I doubt if the world is real. I doubt if the food I eat is real. I even doubt If my cat is actually a dog.

But for the sake of the internet and the experience that I have with Google translator, I figured if out that guy probably is a Nazi. Considering the hatred that he has on Jewish which I can see it by how he named himself and the hatred to American.

If I understand the last sentence and then translate to English, it will be " Star I will mob/clean your floor"

!!!


(Press E) #567

[quote=“AlphaUT;c-226527”]I don’t know why would people use translator to translate their words into chinese and then pretend he is Chinese. I was trying to understand the guy who typed in chinese in the screenshot that @STARRYSOCK posted. I couldn’t figure it out

I begin to doubt if I speak chinese or not. I doubt if my life is real. I doubt if the world is real. I doubt if the food I eat is real. I even doubt If my cat is actually a dog.

But for the sake of the internet and the experience that I have with Google translator, I figured if out that guy probably is a @$!#. Considering the hatred that he has on Jewish which I can see it by how he named himself and the hatred to American.

If I understand the last sentence and then translate to English, it will be " Star I will mob/clean your floor"

!!![/quote]

Lol, none of us had a clue what he was saying. What were the first sentences?


(Soerbert) #568



last one might be a bit inapropriate

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(AlbinMatt) #569

Now that this thread is revived after a minth long death, (ayy warm corpse) I wonder how many of you have had hackusations called your way.


(PeterComputer) #570

@AlbinMatt said:
Now that this thread is revived after a minth long death, (ayy warm corpse) I wonder how many of you have had hackusations called your way.

Only once, from some guy who didn’t know Phantom could disable stuff. That was funny.


(K1X455) #571

@FantasticMango said:
from the few times I’ve pubbed:

I think I was there when it happened… geeze


(Shinywindow) #572


(Tom2160) #573


(GatoCommodore) #574

@Tom2160 said:
http://imgur.com/a/qNoPw

how the hell they get into ranked


(GatoCommodore) #575

@Tom2160 said:
http://imgur.com/a/qNoPw

how the hell they get into ranked


(Tom2160) #576

@GatoCommodore We were being sarcastic, they all have over 500hrs


(MarsRover) #577


(ThunderZsolt) #578

Have faith in Ranked matchmaking, and in the playerbase!
This is after my first ranked game in this season:

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/827950803860257720/6BCDA40AD2DBDA9DDCCECDF971B42C0CD8848978/


(Sithas) #579

@ThunderZsolt said:
Have faith in Ranked matchmaking, and in the playerbase!
This is after my first ranked game in this season:

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/827950803860257720/6BCDA40AD2DBDA9DDCCECDF971B42C0CD8848978/

Good job, you used all your luck for the next 5 years i hope the match was really worth it :stuck_out_tongue:


(Your worst knifemare.) #580

@ThunderZsolt said:
Have faith in Ranked matchmaking, and in the playerbase!
This is after my first ranked game in this season:

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/827950803860257720/6BCDA40AD2DBDA9DDCCECDF971B42C0CD8848978/

How are you all talking after drowning to death?