Best of Dirty Bomb chat

(inscrutableShow) #341

Me and some dude on voicechat:

The dude: “Cmon plant the dynamite **** it!”

Me: “It’s called C4.”

The Dude: “It’s called dynamite.”

Me: “No, dynamite is merely gunpowder in a cardboard tube, C4 is military grade plastic based high explosives.”

The Dude: “Listen, you little scrub, I used to play this game called Enemy Territory, and we had dynamite.”

Me: “Well, this is Dirty Bomb, and we have C4.”

He then ignored me until the next round, which was Chapel.

The dude: “Destroy the ****ing tank!”

Me: “It’s not a tank.”

Him: “Then what the **** is it?”

Me: “An EV. Literally a car with a machine gun on top of it.”

He then ignored me for the rest of our time together. 10/10 would set facts straight again.

(Xenithos) #342

[quote=“inscrutableShow;188640”]Me and some dude on voicechat:

The dude: “Destroy the ****ing tank!”

Me: “It’s not a tank.”

Him: “Then what the **** is it?”

Me: “An EV. Literally a car with a machine gun on top of it.”

He then ignored me for the rest of our time together. 10/10 would set facts straight again.[/quote]

I’ve uh… done the correcting thing about it being an EV, and my team backed him up saying it was a tank… :disappointed:
How come he listens to YOU!?

(supergonzo) #343

YT comments of a cheater i recorded.

Kenni: “+8Bit_ch first: who is dumb here? How old r u 13? Second: stfu if u don’t know the purpose of me cheating in a single game xD I’m doing a test as a part of my class presentation xD”

Kenni: “I’m not wasting more time on this, btw I will link your profile info on my yt channel to as a thanks for participating in my project for my class presentation”

(inscrutableShow) #344

[quote=“Xenithos;188652”][quote=“inscrutableShow;188640”]Me and some dude on voicechat:

The dude: “Destroy the ****ing tank!”

Me: “It’s not a tank.”

Him: “Then what the **** is it?”

Me: “An EV. Literally a car with a machine gun on top of it.”

He then ignored me for the rest of our time together. 10/10 would set facts straight again.[/quote]

I’ve uh… done the correcting thing about it being an EV, and my team backed him up saying it was a tank… :disappointed:
How come he listens to YOU!?
[/quote]

We had that exchange right as the EV came to its destination. He just quit arguing with me. He probably still calls it a tank.

(LifeupOmega) #345

Prob 'cause this game is ET 2, of course he’ll still call it the old thing. You still understood him.

(KUST__LunarTM) #346

Sooooo… This happened today.

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/443983599447992005/5B3DE9D2B98569407510F1B41DF62D56835C890E/

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/443983599447992375/EEF7F56FBDB1A0B8461E73776022969D498A32B9/

I somehow temporarily gained a cult following for one game

(Shinywindow) #347

http://i.imgur.com/Jpzhpoh.png

(Xenithos) #348

So I’ve had a ton of these I’ve saved, and many I’ve missed, I’ll start posting them all now.





Why you don’t talk about Overwatch, you learn about all of the Furries.


Is intense? Or this sentence?


Laugh always gets the last laugh…

(Xyfurion) #349

@Xenithos This. This is priceless…

(Xenithos) #350


Sometimes, Hacker’s are just smooth Criminals… :neutral:


What happens when all of your friends claim your name is a stripper name…
[spoiler]Acid is the biggest Troll I know…[/spoiler]


When your team is utterly screwed and they ask you for a plan.


I think the number on the right side of the scoreboard is female…

(Xenithos) #351


Ornaments on guns are achieved through 10000000000 360 quickscopes consecutively… :open_mouth:


I went Phoenix for one of my baes…


The chemistry between the Study of Spies and Dragon Ball Z is insane.


I do love my Cricket bat…

(Xenithos) #352



Some people are aptly named… :pensive:


The Dickens Event Rap - That was NOT requested…


Um, I accept this demon as my slave?


@Kirays Doesn’t enjoy Execution, or is only in it for the money. :naughty:


I do indeed have good censors.

(Xenithos) #353


When Phoenix Tbags you and your friend saw it all…


Deep converstations when your spacebar stops working.


it was a stomp but I’m trying to not have to show all of the picture - (it IS best of DIRTY BOMB CHAT… :open_mouth: )


Again with aptly named people…


Dockyard during prototype map had a pink atmosphere under the Blimp…


Raziel is a C(ommanding Officer)mmunity Manager. @RazielWarmonic - Your darkest desires do in fact COme out from time to time. :wink:

Romance is possible in DB: (spoiler: So are puns)


(Xenithos) #354


When you’re trying to get your stupid teammates to just shoot the heartbeat sensor in execution.

https://gyazo.com/0713a60ddcc53f1f4a6f6798282dd8d8.png
Again with the stripper names.


https://gyazo.com/256f0809457362214fc81ba41cb8783b.png
It’s amazing that people will macro the ‘N’ word…


Just… doing my job Detox. :sunglasses: :smirk:


Mr. Shuffle gets confused sometimes. #freedeathsforeveryone


Are you jelly? @Shinywindow

(Xenithos) #355

[spoiler]I’m going to skip over the dude’s lifestory, because it actually was pretty awful. Lost his hand in some kind of rape accident, and refused to play during the whole game. All the while he was trying to join my clan, yet being useless for his own…[/spoiler]


Regardless of the trauma, Alex is a 10/10 burner. My word.

https://gyazo.com/ddfcc23437d2a5c20b069a7118769db3.png
https://gyazo.com/4a316daf757aa4d521480cc10d3eb260.png

When I complain in chat, it’s usually for a reason… :persevere: This one was twice in one map.
No one ever sees what I complain about in chat… And I realize it posthumously. :sunglasses:


Lasering dead teammates = win.


(Xenithos) #356

@Xyfurion
Thanks man. I forgot to add crap to this post, like, a lot of crap. Let’s me sort out some quality content! :smirk:

(Your worst knifemare.) #357

And all of those matches make a better love story than Twilight.

(KUST__LunarTM) #358

[quote=“Xenithos;189807”]

I think the number on the right side of the scoreboard is female…[/quote]

I actually was friends with a Chinese girl exchange student in high school whose name was Mo Ping.

(RazielWarmonic) #359

These are so old. :lol:

I remember them though!

(blonk) #360

As the UK prepares for the big EU vote on Thursday the DB community is getting ready for something bigger:

CHOOSE WISELY