Best of Dirty Bomb chat

(Xyfurion) #321

@Ghosthree3 this was back when Dirty Bomb had a skew feature on some of the HUD items. They have since removed it.

(Mr-Penguin) #322

[quote=“Watsyurdeal;186503”][quote=“Shinywindow;185640”][spoiler]Thank you to @KUST__LunarTM for the amazing text edit guide :slight_smile:

http://i.imgur.com/DdbCGKG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/McIvKTv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/b8GLs4X.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mMmxAcs.jpg[/spoiler][/quote]

I must add curse words in every thing

Repair the @$!# EV
Stop the @$!# EV
Plant the @$!# C4
Defuse the @$!# C4[/quote]

I just changed all references to the EV as “the meme train”.
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/268342479479969479/5A109030865D33884A1304AFFE922E0A460DDDF9/
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/268342479479973584/EEDBA009FC7CFE52106C661E976545C4C2F1CDC6/

:smiley:

(Herr_Hanz) #323

http://i.imgur.com/G0DxB2n.png
my first time joining an NA server

(TheVulpesFox) #324

I had a game recently where there other team was camping us so I tried to call vote shuffle a couple of times. On the 4th (a couple of times) time the vote went through. A couple of people were mad and I guess I should have just left it but ANYWAY, one guy on the other team started calling me a fuck wit for the rest of the game. Someone on my new team (who wasn’t switched, I was) started yelling at me in voice chat calling me the worst piece of shit to ever live on the planet. sometimes it stings man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRgRUwLdNOE

(Cuck) #325

you tried to shuffle because the enemy team is camping?

no wonder the other guy calling you fagget.
and you put leafy video in here?
you are extra fagget.

(blonk) #326

you tried to shuffle because the enemy team is camping?

no wonder the other guy calling you fagget.
and you put leafy video in here?
you are extra fagget.[/quote]

It’s funny to me that you rubbish a leafy video while throwing around remarks like that, I mean “maget” sounds very similar and doesn’t make you sound like one of leafy’s followers

I don’t actually come across much funny chat that isn’t just me whacking the keyboard inanely, but I did get this the other day:

And this player apparently frustrated by personal effects

http://i.imgur.com/FhqIFpg.jpg

I probably shouldn’t be allowed to chat in this game at all, I don’t even know what I’m on about half the time

(Herr_Hanz) #327

@blonk BLASPHEMY! House MD is awesome!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4651587/blasphemy-o-s.gif

(Press E) #328

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;186689”]http://i.imgur.com/G0DxB2n.png
my first time joining an NA server[/quote]

Oh lol, I ran into “Get Memed On” a few days ago. Made a lot of jokes, it was actually pretty hilarious. I was sad to leave xD

(Sir Rexman) #329

I just… ugh

(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #330

[quote=“Sir Rexman;187316”]I just… ugh

http://i.imgur.com/Aktf22A.jpg[/quote]

This Annie person may have a problem.

(KUST__LunarTM) #331

-deleted because BBCode doesn’t work on mobile-

(Herr_Hanz) #332

http://i.imgur.com/OCHI81o.jpg

(inscrutableShow) #333

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;187689”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li1WlnC5iEw&feature=youtu.be

http://i.imgur.com/OCHI81o.jpg

[/quote]

You were obviosuly haxing. Atetlats some people pretend to be legit.

(Herr_Hanz) #334

[quote=“inscrutableShow;187735”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;187689”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li1WlnC5iEw&feature=youtu.be

http://i.imgur.com/OCHI81o.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EDcZJw3.jpg
[/quote]

You were obviosuly haxing. Atetlats some people pretend to be legit.[/quote]

actually i was pretending to be hacking. so i suppose i succeeded <3

(inscrutableShow) #335

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;187791”][quote=“inscrutableShow;187735”][quote=“Herr_Hanz;187689”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li1WlnC5iEw&feature=youtu.be

http://i.imgur.com/OCHI81o.jpg

[/quote]

You were obviosuly haxing. Atetlats some people pretend to be legit.[/quote]

actually i was pretending to be hacking. so i suppose i succeeded <3[/quote]

<3

(TheVulpesFox) #336

This wasn’t in chat but it was me. So i had this awesome game with my m8 raygun.
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/443982864963169076/8A70E68AD8B633C41A77729518F7813322D5A628/
Although 65 kills aint a lot for some of you pro players it was an amazingly intense game (plus I got a laser ace). We were so excited we were making a lot of noise, and one of my other friends in the discord said that I sounded as though I “were having an org*sm and a…”. He couldn’t think of what to say but I just said
“That’s what it feels like!”
Much laughter followed… :smiley:

EDIT
Oh and this happened
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/443982228392789524/A90FBC28366A30D0BFB9490F95A8C7EF8FE85FB4/

(Yoma) #337

Auras who sit under their station every round sure do get mad fast once they get stickied. :stuck_out_tongue:
http://i.imgur.com/5BrBqA7.jpg

(SlyWolf10) #338

http://i.imgur.com/TMcHsYf.jpg[\img]

(supergonzo) #339

Always vote for Dome before you leave the server :wink:

csgopro: u cheat kid
me: u level 5 kid
csgopro: the pro players in this game are level 52
csgopro: you are level 123
csgopro: walling fuck, super aimbot, mpgh cunt, free hacking guck

other guy: just report him and go on
me: have fun reporting little level 5 scrub

csgopro: i just joined the game and i can see u cheated
me: you should play vassili as csgo tard

csgopro: i am global on csgo
csgopro: wait you cant buy it
csgopro: cause you too poor
me: global retard xD

“i am global on csgo” never fails to make me laugh.

lvl 10 guy: lvl 132 lol
lvl 10 guy: you’re reported dude what ahack
lvl 10 guy: no one can’t reach that lvl cuz doesn’t exist
me: i hope you wrote this reason in the report xD
lvl 10 guy: i will
lvl 10 guy: doesn’t exist that lvl
lvl 10 guy: in the game
lvl 10 guy: be care dude
lvl 10 guy: you will be reported
me: i reported you for being stupid

(bontsa) #340

Now we’re starting to get some quality content here from gonzo’s hacker catching adventures, those script kiddies in your YT videos and in-game never cease to amuse me :'D