Best laughs i've had in a long time.


(Bestfinlandball) #1

I’ve been called a hacker after emptying a full BR-16 clip to kill a skyhammer, and i found that extremely amusing, but that was nothing compared to what i experienced yesterday.
So, I am currently a lvl 13, and yesterday when my team lost I got called a noob by pretty much my entire team full of lvl 4-8 players. some of them were decent, but none went positive kd.
I seriously laughed my ass off.

Now i would like to hear about your best laughs in similiar situations.


(Jostabeere) #2

You’re lvl 13. You have to carry them, didn’t you know that?


(Bestfinlandball) #3

i did as good as i could against a couple of lvl 20+ players
(team balance plz)


(TheAcidpiss) #4

better question would be, why do we even have levels?


(fubar) #5

I played a MM game on my smurf “noob”, got accused of cheating, the player’s proof being: “I can tell if someone cheats, I played for sick6, i’m newb.”


(Jostabeere) #6

So you made a newb and cheated on one PC and accused yourself for cheating from the other PC on which you didn’t cheat?


(fubar) #7

So you made a newb and cheated on one PC and accused yourself for cheating from the other PC on which you didn’t cheat? [/quote]

Yes.


(Amerika) #8

That’s some Inception level “woah”.


(gg2ez) #9

Leading the scoreboard by 10000-15000 points from medic-ing around, get accuse of hacking in the match review because I had 9/12 K/D.


(tominatorx) #10

Happened to me multiple times as well. :slight_smile:


(TheAcidpiss) #11

the best is when your at the end of a round or match, and this one dude (its nearly always this one dude) says ‘NOOB TEAM’

you look at the score board and they have the worst score and k/d of their team…

blows my mind…


(Jostabeere) #12

[quote=“TheAcidpiss;128756”]the best is when your at the end of a round or match, and this one dude (its nearly always this one dude) says ‘NOOB TEAM’

you look at the score board and they have the worst score and k/d of their team…

blows my mind…[/quote]

Or if that one guy is stroking his e-dick over his 5k points-first place when you got stomped and the other team all has 10K more than everyone.


(TheAcidpiss) #13

[quote=“TheAcidpiss;128714”]better question would be, why do we even have levels?

[/quote]

@Hibbsan

Better be carefull, I got a slap on the wrist for disagreeing with a question the otherday ^^

curious as to why you think levels in this game are necessary?

I think there would be a lot less stress for people if they did a simple

Novice Merc for players 1 to 15
Experienced Merc from 15 to 30
Veteran Merc all of the above

or something along that line. Since all you get out of this game fore leveling up is an equipment case.

This would still show an idea of how much you have played, without the stigma of ’ your level 26 why aren’t you the best here?’ ect ect


(Hibbsan) #14

@TheAcidpiss Why would i get a slap on the wrist for disagreeing that? You clearly think we should not be having levels, so i did disagree because i think we should. Simple as that. if the Devs can’t handle a few Disagrees here and there, delete it just like dislike.


(TheAcidpiss) #15

@Hibbsan, it was more of a joke about the disagree, I disagreed with a question I thought was stupid and got a warning about it. Its all good

I wouldn’t say clearly, I just question why its there and I think the only reason its there is to get players an ‘idea’ of how long others have been playing for.

And the idea that I have would do exactly the same thing, just with less problems

Unless you can give me another reason why we have numbered levels?


(Izzy) #16

Soooo, tell me how a negative K/D makes you a noob? Have you ever heard about PTFO?


#17

You guys know the MG on the map Chapel?
It’s behind the EV once it goes out to the main road.
You can jump on top of it and from there wall jump to the lantern.

I got called a hacker for that. o.o


(Jostabeere) #18

[quote=“TheAcidpiss;128767”]@Hibbsan, it was more of a joke about the disagree, I disagreed with a question I thought was stupid and got a warning about it. Its all good

I wouldn’t say clearly, I just question why its there and I think the only reason its there is to get players an ‘idea’ of how long others have been playing for.

And the idea that I have would do exactly the same thing, just with less problems

Unless you can give me another reason why we have numbered levels?[/quote]

Yeah, because people won’t say: “You’re an experienced merc, you have to be good” or “Wow, you’re experienced and not the best, you suck”.


(SiegeFace) #19

Level 22 here and in servers with lower levels If I am not top-fragging, top on the scoreboard, carrying the team, doing all the objectives, keeping myself and everyone else alive and defending against wave after wave rushing attackers, then apparently I “suck” at the game and a super noob, I should probably uninstall and go play some team-based game…oh wait…that is why I play DB.

I cri evertimn


(TheAcidpiss) #20

[quote=“Jostabeere;128827”][quote=“TheAcidpiss;128767”]@Hibbsan, it was more of a joke about the disagree, I disagreed with a question I thought was stupid and got a warning about it. Its all good

I wouldn’t say clearly, I just question why its there and I think the only reason its there is to get players an ‘idea’ of how long others have been playing for.

And the idea that I have would do exactly the same thing, just with less problems

Unless you can give me another reason why we have numbered levels?[/quote]

Yeah, because people won’t say: “You’re an experienced merc, you have to be good” or “Wow, you’re experienced and not the best, you suck”.[/quote]

its just an idea you passive aggressive little nut.

I’m just wondering why they show levels when it offers nothing whatsoever