Anyone finds it odd that...


(TheStrangerous) #1

None of the female mercs have hair, under their armpits?

Look at Fletcher’s chest! However any other merc, with sleeveless arms, has no hair under there…
Unless Aimee has a secret… (Possible obsidian cards?)


(blufflord) #2

Nothing strange about them keeping up hygiene before going into battle :wink:


#3

Well, it should be a given that Kira doesn’t shave down below.


(ImSploosh) #4

Nader’s got a strawberry blonde bush.


(Press E) #5

Well I mean, most women shave their pits. Sure some don’t, but they’re in a minority, at least here.
When your sample size is less than 10 women, it’s more than possible you wouldn’t have anyone who didn’t shave.


(Shirobon) #6

You’d just love to inspect the in-game models’ armpits, wouldn’t you?


(TheStrangerous) #7

@Shirobon said:
You’d just love to inspect the in-game models’ armpits, wouldn’t you?

SD has made lots of progress.
With the bara physique of Javelin, one can always hope for female armpit hair, in the future merc :wink:


(Sorotia) #8

@TheStrangerous said:

@Shirobon said:
You’d just love to inspect the in-game models’ armpits, wouldn’t you?

SD has made lots of progress.
With the bara physique of Javelin, one can always hope for female armpit hair, in the future merc :wink:

Umm…I don’t know what I was gonna say now.


(AlbinMatt) #9

I would imagine everyone had to go chemotherapy the second they stepped into London. If it wasn’t for the Dirty Bomb radiation, a match with toxic teammates oughta give em a nasty dose of cancer.


(Mc1412013) #10

@TheStrangerous said:
None of the female mercs have hair, under their armpits?

Look at Fletcher’s chest! However any other merc, with sleeveless arms, has no hair under there…
Unless Aimee has a secret… (Possible obsidian cards?)

Might not be a detail there concened about???


(Homu1124) #11

We may be in Dirty Bomb, but that don’t mean we have derty mercs.


(Sorotia) #12

@Wintergreen said:
Well, it should be a given that Kira doesn’t shave down below.

Which isn’t a bad thing :wink:


#13

^ Lol. I don’t mind some short stubble or trimmed into something fancy, but if it’s longer than what I can grow on my face in a few days then we’ve gotta have a talk. That’s a biohazard and I’d run away from it. No jungle women in DB or my life, please. Lord help us all.


(GatoCommodore) #14

i thought radioactive dust tends to stick to hair


(TheStrangerous) #15

@GatoCommodore said:
i thought radioactive dust tends to stick to hair

I just imagined Fletcher trying to pull out one of his stickies out of his chest hair, lol!
What a random thought…


(Your worst knifemare.) #16

@TheStrangerous said:

@GatoCommodore said:
i thought radioactive dust tends to stick to hair

I just imagined Fletcher trying to pull out one of his stickies out of his chest hair, lol!
What a random thought…

Fletcher with chest stickies, Jav with ammo farts, I don’t even want to know where Rhino keeps his minigun.


(K1X455) #17

Since you guys are into female fur, can any of you confirm in Aimee’s Season 2 loadouts if she has

?


(Sorotia) #18

@Wintergreen said:
^ Lol. I don’t mind some short stubble or trimmed into something fancy, but if it’s longer than what I can grow on my face in a few days then we’ve gotta have a talk. That’s a biohazard and I’d run away from it. No jungle women in DB or my life, please. Lord help us all.

Is a reason I don’t let my Bushwacker near my Kira? :smiley: :wink: B)


(CO_Grit) #19

@Sorotia said:

@Wintergreen said:
^ Lol. I don’t mind some short stubble or trimmed into something fancy, but if it’s longer than what I can grow on my face in a few days then we’ve gotta have a talk. That’s a biohazard and I’d run away from it. No jungle women in DB or my life, please. Lord help us all.

Is a reason I don’t let my Bushwacker near my Kira? :smiley: :wink: B)

Ayyy


(Shirobon) #20

@K1X455 said:
Since you guys are into female fur, can any of you confirm in Aimee’s Season 2 loadouts if she has

?

She doesn’t.

I’m putting my money on a fire crotch though.