Add Groinshot damage multiplier to male mercs!

(TheStrangerous) #1

DB is literally unplayable.

It would be a direct buff for all female mercs!

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! YOUR NEXT LINE IS:
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(TheManBehindTheMask) #2

I support this.

(everlovestruck) #3

So, would it apply to Sparks or not?

(TheStrangerous) #4

@everlovestruck said:
So, would it apply to Sparks or not?

(TheStrangerous) #5

While we’re at subject of multipliers…

! RECTALSHOT MULTIPLIER
! NOW!
! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZV5Xtlkza0

(Eox) #6

I’m calling the gender equality police.

(TheStrangerous) #7

And while we’re at subject of rectal shots.

Why not discuss which underwear brand mercs wear OR MAYBE OBSIDIAN UNDERWEAR?

Phoenix’s obviously:

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(AlbinMatt) #8

@TheStrangerous said:
It would be a direct buff for all female mercs!

As a man, I can say confidently that a twisted ankle or a slid elbow is preferable to a knock on the family marbles, much more a gunshot, but don’t females feel the same? Or do all things entering the womanly abyss simply cease to exist?

If any woman who has dared herself to travel the trenches of virgins and peruse the forum of betas still lingers, please answer.

No seriously, I cannot recall anyone admitting or implying to be a woman throughout my year in these halls. Maybe one, but she has been inactive for this new year. Probably her new year’s resolution included escaping from betas.

(Your worst knifemare.) #9

Javelin absorbs the bullets with her rear.

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #10

@Lord_Coctus said:
Javelin absorbs the bullets with her rear.

Now it all makes sense…

(Xenithos) #11

@Lord_Coctus said:
Javelin absorbs the bullets with her rear.

No wonder these Proxy mines have been doing no damage.

(TheStrangerous) #12

@Xenithos said:

@Lord_Coctus said:
Javelin absorbs the bullets with her rear.

No wonder these Proxy mines have been doing no damage.

(Xenithos) #13

@TheStrangerous said:

@Xenithos said:

@Lord_Coctus said:
Javelin absorbs the bullets with her rear.

No wonder these Proxy mines have been doing no damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O42W8ng8Ztc

You have finally outdone your most non sequitor wtf kind of posting habits by this one video alone…

(TheStrangerous) #14

@Xenithos said:

@TheStrangerous said:

@Xenithos said:

@Lord_Coctus said:
Javelin absorbs the bullets with her rear.

No wonder these Proxy mines have been doing no damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O42W8ng8Ztc

You have finally outdone your most non sequitor wtf kind of posting habits by this one video alone…

It’s not over yet…
Gonna go EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOND!

(Your worst knifemare.) #15

@TheStrangerous said:

@Xenithos said:

@TheStrangerous said:

@Xenithos said:

@Lord_Coctus said:
Javelin absorbs the bullets with her rear.

No wonder these Proxy mines have been doing no damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O42W8ng8Ztc

You have finally outdone your most non sequitor wtf kind of posting habits by this one video alone…

It’s not over yet…
Gonna go EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOND!

What did I start!?