Well, hello.
Yesterday I’ve recorded a song about Fragger, and it was on russian. Aaand some people from rus community gave me an advice - to translate it on English and post it there.
Yeeea, the mastering is not perfect, and my pronouncuation is a catastrophe, anyway, I think you’ll like it at least a bit.
Btw, the original is “Sherclop Pones - Gypsy Bard”
https://clyp.it/cuuhhlcv <<< Here it is
P.S. My English is VERY Russian accented, so i think it’s better to post lyrics
[spoiler]If you got backstabbed by Phantom
And defeat is almost granted,
Your teammates are stupid randoms
Pick a Fragger, hurry up!
Cuz this classy gentleman with
moustache will cook his pineapple
And your enemies will banish
Only ashes will remain
I’ve tried almost every merc
But in my nooby hands they just don’t work
Every match I’ve been killed nearly 40 times
God, I even can’t see Proxy’s mines!
I’ve even wanted to delete this game
But my friend bought me new merc, said “quitting is lame”
Moustachey, classy gentleman with machinegun
He winked slyly to me
There’s a bunch of Proxy’s corpses
And my c\d\a’s enormous
Even Rhino won’t succeed
To untwist his minigun
And explosions here and there
eight to one - isn’t that fair
But it seems like i don’t care
Our objective won’t be touched
Sawbones - he’s doing his very best
But my instagib grenade will put him to eternal rest
You can’t counter me with snipers
They’ll be scoreboard outsiders
You can’t counter me with anything
So guys, better give up.[/spoiler]
to be honest i was expecting a bad quality voice rambling on. but this is very nice 
