A bittersweet experience

(Cesmode) #1

Just wanted to share a story.

Last night I was playing stopwatch and had a pretty bad first half. Started off as Aura but kept getting demolished by skyhammer air strikes. Switched to Kira, might have gotten one or two gun kills, and probably a handful of orbital strike kills, still my K/D was atrocious. I was bad. One guy on the other team, which will remain nameless, mocked my horrible K/D (and rightfully so) and claimed all of my kills that first half were to Orbital strikes. I take no issue with it…Sure, I had a horrible game. Everyone has a horrible game every now and then.

Second half, I played only Aura and managed to get a few more kills but wracked up about 8k+ experience in that half alone (nothing to write home about but pretty good) mostly due to revive sprees and heals. In the middle of the round, I found the guy alone who was mocking me earlier, who was either a bushwacker at the time or a skyhammer. One on One my squishy Aura killed him, and oh boy I was not going to let this opportunity go to waste. T-Bagged him into the sunset! Enjoyed every second of it.

The funny part is…he still had something to say about the manner of my T-Bagging. At the end of the match, my XP score was quite a bit more respectable due to a lot of revives and heals coupled with a few kills. But the icing on top was t-bagging him.

To this guy I am speaking of: No hard feelings…no need to be salty though1

Thats my story.

(x3H) #2

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(TeeKayM) #3

uhm… ok?

(Sinee) #4

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(Cesmode) #5

LOL. I guess you guys don’t like my story. :slight_smile:

(moonlitAbility) #6

Hahah I did. tea bagging is the great equalizer of men. I’m 33 years old and i still laugh out loud whenever is see anyone doing it, and i drop a few in when i can.

(Cesmode) #7

I do it as often as possible. When Im playing with RL friends and we are all on vent, I cuss them out for not t-bagging as much. The funny part is, having played games like CS(original), CoD, Medal of Honor, etc…I never t-bagged. Just this game.

Beside the point though…It was just some nice icing on the cake after a game where I was mocked for the first half of my score. I think I ended up with 8k or 9k…still nothing amazing, and Ive had my share of 13-15k stopwatch games. It was just an off night. Got my subtle revenge.

(refit) #8

I was playing Bushwhacker on Underground on a US West server. I was getting owned and not having much fun. Out of frustration, I just started running around hitting opponents with my bat. It turns out that using the bat is really fun. I set up my turret and ambushed attackers trying to get into the pump control room. I end up with something like a 30/4 kill ratio.

(XavienX) #9

Cool story bro.

(Derpfestor) #10

T-bagging is an art!

(Sorotia) #11

Tea bagging is more like the art of a man-child…or child. :stuck_out_tongue: