Thank you for another round-up! I’m excited to see what sort of loadout cards open-beta players may get if that is to be done, and October seems like it might be a good month for this game if they have something related to cobalt trade-down coming(Even related it’s still going to be a huge help I feel).
Once again, thank you for your service to this wonderful community @Faraleth! <3
[quote=“Kirays;82959”]Nice roundup as always.
Are streams now available every day?[/quote]
Splash Damage streams Monday and Tuesday. Nexon streams Tuesday and Thursday.
They all stream at the same time, 6pm GMT/11am PDT.
In terms of the leaked loadout cards, are there still any forum/reddit threads or whatnot still up? Or have they all been taken down? I can’t seem to find any, but then again, I can never find anything for dirty bomb on the net. Maybe I’m just bad.
I would advise anyone to be very careful how they search the web for “dirty bomb”, unless you want to end up on every government watchlist there is 
(Eh… who am I kidding. Everyone of us is always monitored… Hm… is that a black helictopter closing in on my house? I’m sure it’s just a coincide…asdfugt394whe)
Update will be coming next Tuesday at the earliest.
More loadout cards and skins are currently being worked on. Yay!
There is a high possibility open-beta players (including closed-beta players too) will be getting a special loadout card reward.
Hype Train!
I do not want the Dirty Bomb:The Lost Episode or something similar to Lavender Town/Smile Dog.
A really short one for you. @Clown
It was a stormy night.
Bill had been working hard all day in his job at the local diner, dealing with terrible customers.
He was stressed and tired so he sat down with a beer and decided to watch shitty horror movies.
Slowly and surely he started to get a little creeped out, it was dark in the house he still shared with his parents and perhaps it would provide some comfort knowing that they were there but they were away on vacation.
He heard creaking and the sound of crickets outside, clearly his stalker ex gf was being very awkward out there.
All of a sudden he heard a loud THUMP against his window, he went to check it out and a bird had crashed into it.
This disturbed him greatly, poor bird. “Serves them right though” he thought, as he had always had a grudge against birds since that one time he was shat on by a bird on the beach. “Stupid air rats.”
He went back and deciding he had had enough of the horror movies he went to browse imgur. The first post was about Donald Trump. He couldn’t handle this, not tonight, he had already had nightmares about that man becoming president and about his horrible toupee.
Disturbed and desperately wanting to calm down he decided to play some DirtyBomb to calm himself.
However he had forgotten one important fact…
He joined an EU server as it was too late to join a US one. “Trainyard, that’s a good map!” he thought as he was loading in. However as he loaded and found they were attacking the 2nd objective, he tried to rush the train car with his Proxy and discovered he had stepped straight into hell…
What he discovered terrified him. He was nearly in tears at this point… for on the enemy team it was nothing but Rhinos! That’s when he remembered what he had forgotten, why he had not been playing… It was Rhino free rotation.
Haha @cornJester very good! …possibly one of the scariest creepy pasta’s I’ve ever read. x-x shudders
It was a cold day in bridge, Vassili and Sparks were waiting near Bromley for an attacker to pop his head out.
After a few minutes the sniper squad understood that the attackers were being spawncamped and went to spawncamp aswell cause why the fuck not.
Vassili decided to go trough the offices while sparks wanted to go through the building on the right which name I forgot.
Little did they know that they were being tailed.
Before reaching the spawn “They repaired their EV”.
The sniper quickly ran to see an engineer repairing the generator while Sparks decided she can get the drop Boom respawn in 21 seconds (which is a nightmare of it’s own).
The free rotation engineer fixed the generator Boom respawn in 15 seconds.
The bomb got planted, the players asked themselves "what happened, how are we losing all the sudden.
The sniper pair respawned trying to gain control of the generator room but then they both went kaboom.
The deathcam was bugged so they couldn’t see any stats of the killer so they were left scratching their heads.
The generator got destroyed and the Attackers quickly pushed towards the GH building.
The pair were in a deja vu waiting, on a long stretch of a road for someone to come out ah the Irony they were all alone cause of the respawn bug (the bug that doesn’t let you respawn (yes it is a thing))
The pair were asking themselves what is happening so they went to investigate and right after turning around a cornor were insta killed.
“Dying around cornors, repairing/arming fast, it has to be a Proxy” oh they couldn’t be more wrong.
This kept occurring during the match and hackusations were dropping out of the sky.
The pair pressed tab and they couldn’t believe their eyes.
It was Sniff playing Fletcher! Disconnect for your K/D R!
Ah the life of a new player in a Sparks and Vassili rotation
[quote=“Clown;83097”][quote=“Kirays;82959”]Nice roundup as always.
Are streams now available every day?[/quote]
Splash Damage streams Monday and Tuesday. Nexon streams Tuesday and Thursday.
They all stream at the same time, 6pm GMT/11am PDT.[/quote]
Ah, thanks!
I’d love to see MissMurders best impression/costume of a Sith Lady. Perhaps a little something for the december stream…?