Your biggest DB fail

(Your worst knifemare.) #21

A second fail was that I was trying to backstab a vassili with a kitana as Phanton and he kept moving to the side, and this guys fail was going back to the same spot after he respawned.

(acrobaticBudgie) #22

Too many of these “biggest fails” reflect how I play nearly every match. :frowning:

My most common fail is to charge in to the objective, only to realise too late that my team has decided amongst themselves that it would be more prudent to sit back and snipe regardless of which merc they’re playing. I then go and do exactly the same thing again after respawning. Objectives over k/d ratio!

(Icecoal) #23

Buying vassili

(frostyvampire) #24

They need to update the way overtime works.
In EV situations overtime should last until the EV is disabled
In bomb plant situations it should last until the is no bomb on the objective and nobody is trying to plant one
In objective delivery it should last until the objective is returned but increase the auto reset time to 12 seconds or so

I think Splash Damage just wants to avoid infinite overtimes but it’s something we need and should be in the game, if someone is being a dick and trying to make the game last forever, just vote kick him. Or they can just set a system which will force end the game if the overtime lasts over 10 minutes

P.S. Add overtime to 2nd half in Stopwatch games too please

(Jostabeere) #25

Assuming the really high-level experienced players [spoiler]Not you, community-active guys here. Ya’ll great. But the game has many 60+ who are arses.[/spoiler] got nicer in the time I took a break.

(MrLashnibro) #26

Throwing an Concussion Grenade on Market at the left building of the Attacker’s side. I flashed most of them but ended up flashing myself as well, managed to kill 5 players UNTIL! a wild Phoenix came and lured me right into a mine that was just armed! Perfect fail timing!

(Your worst knifemare.) #27

[quote=“Jostabeere;195156”]Assuming the really high-level experienced players [spoiler]Not you, community-active guys here. Ya’ll great. But the game has many 60+ who are arses.[/spoiler] got nicer in the time I took a break.
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Lol im only level 9 after all this time.

(Press E) #28

When I first joined DB, I didn’t realize I could only have one med station. I kept placing them the moment my cooldown was up and then assuming the enemies kept destroying my old ones.

It took me ages before I noticed the “1”.

(BerylRdm) #29

Cool thread, bro :slight_smile:
http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/24879/your-biggest-dirty-bomb-failures#latest

Anyway, this is my latest biggest fail:


Hello longspawn.

(Herr_Hanz) #30

[quote=“FrostyVampire;195137”]They need to update the way overtime works.
In EV situations overtime should last until the EV is disabled
In bomb plant situations it should last until the is no bomb on the objective and nobody is trying to plant one
In objective delivery it should last until the objective is returned but increase the auto reset time to 12 seconds or so

I think Splash Damage just wants to avoid infinite overtimes but it’s something we need and should be in the game, if someone is being a dick and trying to make the game last forever, just vote kick him. Or they can just set a system which will force end the game if the overtime lasts over 10 minutes

P.S. Add overtime to 2nd half in Stopwatch games too please[/quote]

2nd half doesnt need overtime. it can have overtime, but only if the actual playtime is the time of the 1st half - 50 seconds.

lets say i plant the c4 and the game took 4minuts and 50 seconds. in the second half the enemy team gets 4:50 to plants the final c4. they plant it at 4:15, if we had overtime in the second half, that would mean that the second half, (if the c4 has not been defused) will end at 5 minutes and 5 seconds. meaning they didnt beat the first team who finished the round at 4 minutes and 50 seconds.

but if the time given to the enemy team is 4:00, (4:50 - 50 seconds for the c4) and they plant at 3:59, they can have overtime, as when the c4 isnt defused it will explode at 4:49, meaning the enemy team will win.

TL:DR overtime means it takes longer than the time limit to finish the round. the time given is the time it took for team 1 to finish the round. since you have to beat team 1’s time to win, overtime means it takes longer than team 1’s time to win, so team 2 lost.

(Dysfnal) #31

Playing in pubs and being super agressive (like always, silly me) like I actually have a team behind me

(Orivar) #32

I dont have fails, I am an elite player.

(Herr_Hanz) #33

who needs a team?

(The_N00Ba) #34

I successfully lit myself on fire when I pressed Q instead of W for up when I was on stairs…

(plumChild) #35

I never made BIG mistakes… my squad never lost because of me, luckily! But yesterday I bought Thunder and kept looking at flash grenades (didn’t know how to use them kek) and got like 3 kills and 15 deaths. cries

(HunterAssassin5) #36

you will never get anywhere with thunder, give up now

please, give up now, stop playing thunder.

(oh my god the guy is so annoying. i used to play him so much. i should go back to him, but currently im leaning towards the blishlok. never realized how enjoyable that thing was)

(PewPewSkittles) #37

I saw one genius wave their hands at a downed enemy… while playing as Spork. I explained to them that they could revive quickly using their ability and they acknowledged this. Two matches later I observed them pulling the exact same stunt of slow-rezzing with Spork.
This dude had no idea what was happening in front of them, they were either handicapped, baked, or autistic like DarkSydePhil.

(Xenithos) #38

I once got into a full out Dreiss war on Trainyard, back before they started doing the serious recoil reductions for like 6 patches in a row. Me in my twenties, and this guy was like level 4.

Both of us were playing Redeye, and we were on the right side just past the gate when attacking on the first objective. The objective had blown up, and the rest of our teams had moved on. There was this constant smoke patch that we were both in, and BOTH of us kept shooting at each other. We literally might have hit one bullet from every clip we fired. When we ran out of primary ammo, each of us pulled out our pistols and kept it going. I have no idea HOW I missed him So, many, fudging times. (over 80 total, easily).

Finally, he and I whipped out our knives. At the exact moment that I thought I would triumph, an enemy Sparks Headshotted me from across the map, THROUGH the smoke. In the chat she said she had charged it for when I killed him.

I felt like crying.

(Xenithos) #39

[quote=“PewPewSkittles;196142”]I saw one genius wave their hands at a downed enemy… while playing as Spork. I explained to them that they could revive quickly using their ability and they acknowledged this. Two matches later I observed them pulling the exact same stunt of slow-rezzing with Spork.
This dude had no idea what was happening in front of them, they were either handicapped, baked, or autistic like DarkSydePhil.[/quote]

“YOUR” biggest DB fail… Not someone elses. :smiley:

(PewPewSkittles) #40

[quote=“Xenithos;196147”]
“YOUR” biggest DB fail… Not someone elses. :D[/quote]
But every moment I play is a fail, so the list would be too long for one comment.