Would you rather...

(cornJester) #21

[quote=“Watsyurdeal;138146”][quote=“Adam;138128”]Illness, i am a hypocrite.

Would you rather have the voice of donald trump, or the speach delay of early obama?[/quote]

Obama’s speech delay, because if I were Trump I’d have a sphincter for a mouth.

Would you rather invest money in making a new game, or making a platform to play them on?[/quote]

A game because I already have ideas for them in my head and the platform could be the next Ouya.

Would you rather be permanently hairy like a wookie or permanently talk like one?

(Adam) #22

Oh god… Uh… Hairy… God… That is tough…

Would you rather never be able to run in dirty bomb, or never be able to ads in dirtybomb?

(cornJester) #23

[quote=“Adam;138200”]Oh god… Uh… Hairy… God… That is tough…

Would you rather never be able to run in dirty bomb, or never be able to ads in dirtybomb?[/quote]

For a non sniper that isn’t even a contest. Never ADS. Hipfire is king in this game and so is mobility.

Would you rather have a roach or spider infestation?

(Adam) #24

Roach. Easy.

Would you rather do it with bill clinton, on richard nixon?

(Snack Toxin) #25

Clinton, least he can serenade you with a saxophone.

Would you rather be paralysed from the waist down or have no legs?

(cornJester) #26

[quote=“Snack Toxin;138465”]Clinton, least he can serenade you with a saxophone.

Would you rather be paralysed from the waist down or have no legs?[/quote]

No legs. You can get prosthetic legs and walk or potentially run again.

Would you rather only be able to talk in complex riddles or have uncontrollable farts?

(watsyurdeal) #27

Complex riddles, cause then people will think I am smart :smiley:

Would you rather swim with sharks or sleep with hibernating bears?

(KattiValk) #28

That depends on the type of shark or bear. I wouldn’t stick around a full grown Grizzly bear mom and I sure as hell wouldn’t swim with a Mako shark, however, if be down with a nap with some panda bears and would love to go for a swim with a whale shark.

Would you rather be a boy or a girl?

(watsyurdeal) #29

Boy, of course, mostly because I’d rather not be eye raped nor suffer through female bodily functions.

Would you rather be in your favorite anime, movie, or game?

(Adam) #30

Fucking in my favorate anime. I have a fear of death, so I’d to into Angle Beats, that way i could never die. :slight_smile: muhahahahaha!!!

P.S. my favorite anime is K-ON! But angle beats worked better for me. Is that cheating?

Would you rather, always spell words wrong, or never use punctuation?

(Mrarauzz) #31

1 w0uld r4th3r nt speeel

Would you rather be a dog or a cat?

(watsyurdeal) #32

Dog, cause I’d get more affection, whereas Cats do not, cause they’re assholes.

Would you rather be a Superhero with powers like Superman or Thor? Or a Superhero with wicked gadgets, skills, and cash, like Batman and Iron Man?

(Adam) #33

Id be a super hero with powers. Gadgets only last so long, but powers are forever.

Would you rather, ride on the back of 1 hourse sized duck, or lifted by 100 duck sized horses?

(AlbinMatt) #34

*Defibs thread (It’s Iff Topic, no one cares right?)

I’d rather be a dog. Cats may rule over memes, but I’d rather have the uncontrollable urge to chew than the irresistible alure if scratching everything.

Would you rather:

A. Have Aimee as your security officer
Or…
B. Have Stoker leading your local fire department

(Your worst knifemare.) #35

Aimee…Even if she stalks me at least I wouldn’t have to worry about catching on fire.

Would you rather work out with Rhino for 9 hours straight or be forced to eat a rusty nail once a day for a month.

@AlbinMatt how far did you have to search to find this!?

(AlbinMatt) #36

@Lord_Coctus Dunno, just found this thread in one of Aimee’s archives.

I’d rather work out with Rhino. That fatass somehow got enrolled in a military school, and I wanna know his secrets!

Would you rather:
A. Have Skyham’s haggis for breakfast
Or.
B. Eat pancakes with Proxy.