What rules do you live by while playing?

(Eox) #61

If it fits, I sits… No wait, I am not a cat.

OR AM I ?!

(LifeupOmega) #62

This is about it. Every game until you like it.

(The_Enema_Bandit) #63
  1. Play Fletcher and spam “Sorry” until the super long one comes up.
  2. Light a cigarette and constantly initiate team shuffle; type “Easy” while waiting.
  3. Spawnkill clueless players, cause they don’t deserve to have fun and it makes me feel strong for the first time in my life.

Not gonna continue, this is silly and can go on forever.

(kopyright) #64

Respect is something you have to earn - it’s not simply awarded. We had two teams with one Level 40 player each, one of which switched teams right after match start to turn an otherwise balanced game into a 100/20 pile of bovine extrements while even poking fun in the rudest way at people asking for team balancing. Why should I call that “GG”? It’s bad sportsmanship and advanced douchbaggery. No “GG” from me.

(SiegeFace) #65

Playing Vasilli: Shoot, Miss, Shake mouse horizontally in disappoint, throw out rage [url=“https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6CBVMTdby8&feature=youtu.be”]motion sensor near our team spawn, rinse, repeat.

Playing Stoker: Throw molotov, watch it fly above and over opponent, break down, cry, try again, goes through space between enemies legs, break down, cry, rinse, repeat.

Playing Phoenix: Fight!, Pew after furious Pew with pea shooter hochfir, notice friendly is low on health, proceed to charge Healing Pulse, Run frantically towards friendly, Release as he gets downed, try to panic revive with defibrillators, die, self-revive, get insta stabbed, cry, rinse, repeat.

Playing Skyhammer: Throw all the ammo packs you can at the start of a round on execution, become too trigger happy and accidentally throw your airstrike that for some reason the game decides to auto switch you too once your out of ammo packs, uninstall…

More soon…

(TheVulpesFox) #66

[quote=“rancid;147165”]I find pub play is full of too many plebs. I don’t mean that in a harsh way, but it genuinely concerns me with the amount of level 12-15 or even higher players who still have absolutely no idea what to do, how to share ammo, how to revive someone when they’re a medic, and just generally speaking have no slaying power what so ever with an aim worse than a mashed banana.

So with that, I try to use a merc who is pretty self-efficient. I find Arty/Stark combo with the mechanic perk my most used guy. Sure his airstrikes suck for some maps (underground etc) but the Stark is beast, the ammo packs on the run are too handy, and he isn’t terribly slow. Plus the mechanic perk comes in handy occasionally, especially if your team has no engineers or the types of engineers who set up bushwhacker turrets / proxy mines on your own spawn rather than sneaky places around the map. [/quote]

Arty + stark = best

(Matuno) #67

[quote=“TheVulpesFox;148017”]

Arty + stark = best[/quote]
Truth, my man, my main.

1.) If you see a chance to knife down a Vassili, Rhino, or just some asshat, you do it without hesitation or consideration.
2.) If someone says easy, dominate him and return the favour. Then join his team and call him out over voice comms.
3.) Always verbally abuse bad Vassilis over comms
4.) Never stand still

(Reddeadcap) #68

Examine weapon, Examine weapon, Examine weapon, Examine weapon.

Look at my Precious Super-kawaii Coal, Examine weapon.

(darlingClaymore) #69

To always complain when I’m bottom fragging.

(Your worst knifemare.) #70

How to make snipers rage when being sparks or kira:
Sparks:drop your medpacks, make sure nobody needs reviving, snipe the snipers (usually 2 shot kills for me)
Kira:set up ammo station for team, get out the lazer pionter, fire

(mirthfulPicture) #71

If there is a Phantom or a Vassili on the enemy team then they need to die by my hand repeatedly.

To hell with the objective if I get an opportunity to kill them in a humiliating way.

(TheVulpesFox) #72

I always say thanks for being revived (if it’s not a medic). And sometimes if it is a medic. Once I said thank you and this guy said through voice chat, in a really depressed and annoyed kind of way “DON’T say thank you”. He was complaining throughout the whole game.

Playing Phoenix: Fight!, Pew after furious Pew with pea shooter hochfir, notice friendly is low on health, proceed to charge Healing Pulse, Run frantically towards friendly, Release as he gets downed, try to panic revive with defibrillators, die, self-revive, get insta stabbed, cry, rinse, repeat.

So true. And I hate it when you charge up your heal to give the most health as possible to your teammate and then they run away from you so you waste it. Then they wonder why you don’t heal them 10 seconds later.

(brennanfreak) #73

[quote=“TheVulpesFox;148254”]
So true. And I hate it when you charge up your heal to give the most health as possible to your teammate and then they run away from you so you waste it. Then they wonder why you don’t heal them 10 seconds later.[/quote]

It’s even worse when they’re in your radius but an object was blocking the heal.

(Scav) #74

Rules? More like traditions, which are to humiliate every vassilly as much and as many times as possible. :] Also applies to anyone using a PDP.

(AnimeDude) #75

stomp no matter what

(Amerika) #76

I removed the Disagree because I’m going to assume that was a fat finger on mobile…which is pretty common with Vanilla forums.

If it was a legit disagree, well, I don’t really know what to say.[/quote]

I appreciate the intervention but not an issue really, I merely stated my confusion without looking for compensation, it’s just some imaginary e-penile points in a internet forum after all ^^

@CirclesofJerk I peaatn’d a little to that.

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Well, it’s not even point related. Disagrees don’t count against your forum points. I just honestly think it was a fat finger so I fixed it :slight_smile: