What mercenary do you believe most resembles yourself?

(gg2ez) #41

Well, you know what they say. Believe in your dreams.

(Ctrix) #42

Maybe your only two feet tall?
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1.80m or something like that. I don’t remember. Maybe a bit less.[/quote]

Is that healthy? Meeeedic![/quote]
No, it’s not… and medic isn’t what’s needed right now. We need Skybro~[/quote]

Is he gonna cook for me?
And no it’s not healthy. But there’s not a lot I can do besides trying to eat more

(SereneFlight) #43

Uhh… yes, he’s going to cook for you… “Don’t let your gun tummy go hungry! Feed it! FEEEDD IT!”

I would have imagined that somebody would say Phantom because they’re a mental health patient.

(darlingClaymore) #44

Phoenix- I’m Hispanic too, and can resurrect myself from the dead

(Jostabeere) #45

[quote=“sentimentalDime;123298”]Rhino - Because I’m a fat fuck nobody likes
[spoiler]Q_Q[/spoiler][/quote]

I-I-I like you Q_Q

(bontsa) #46

Why definitely Stoker, since who would otherwise be the voice of sense spiced up by occasional opposite of aforementioned and (wannabe) Britishness in this kindergarten we otherwise know as public servers?

(sentimentalDime) #47

[quote=“Jostabeere;123426”][quote=“sentimentalDime;123298”]Rhino - Because I’m a fat fuck nobody likes
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I-I-I like you Q_Q[/quote]
@Jostabeere
Yeah, well no dice buddy, cause I don’t like you
[spoiler]That was a joke… I actually like you… A lot… More than you could possibly imagine…
nohomo[/spoiler]

(Naonna) #48

I dunno which merc. - Is there one that looks like me?
me:
[spoiler] http://puu.sh/lxWwg/96b28ccab4.jpg [/spoiler]

… no? … probably for the best then. (why I don’t have a youtube channel)

[spoiler] Also, you know I’m male despite my voice and look, right?
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(Rjsto) #49

[quote=“Naonna;123507”]I dunno which merc. - Is there one that looks like me?
me:
[spoiler] http://puu.sh/lxWwg/96b28ccab4.jpg [/spoiler]

… no? … probably for the best then. (why I don’t have a youtube channel)

[spoiler] Also, you know I’m male despite my voice and look, right?
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There is a bit of Vassili in there I think! Now I can’t really imagine him with cat ears, or hair of any kind, but you know

(BananaSlug) #50

phoenix because he tells people to eat fruits, banana is also a fruit, i like bananas

(CCP115) #51

Arty, because he doesn’t care about you, has bad jokes, and just wants money.

Also cos he’s asian and very underwhelming.

(enigmaplatypus) #52

phantom because people don’t notice me. don’t believe me? i have walked up next to my parents, teachers, and classmates and they didn’t notice me. i have even been talking to people and they get up and walk away, i confront them on this and they say they didn’t notice me :frowning:

(claretSediment) #53

phantom

(Izzy) #54

Who’s the most psychotic, unpredictable merc?
Then, that one.

(SpectraBlitz) #55

Redeye. I mean, I’m practically blind in one eye at this point, plus half the stuff he says I am almost sure I’ve said something similarly before I even knew about DB.

(Reddeadcap) #56

Get Rhino with shoulder length hair and you’ve got me.

(SaulWolfden) #57

I’m probably the most like Sawbonez

(Terminal_6) #58

If they add a merc who doesn’t talk, I’ll be that one.

Otherwise, I’d say Redeye. Typically quiet, and you probably wouldn’t hear him from his position on the field anyway. Keeps everyone at a distance and pretends he’s better than them when they screw up. Also, kind of ridiculous when he gets excited. DAGGADAGGADOOOOOO!!!

(Drcipres) #59

[quote=“Naonna;123507”]I dunno which merc. - Is there one that looks like me?
me:
[spoiler] http://puu.sh/lxWwg/96b28ccab4.jpg [/spoiler]

… no? … probably for the best then. (why I don’t have a youtube channel)

[spoiler] Also, you know I’m male despite my voice and look, right?
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Aimee

(Naonna) #60

@Drcipres - Awe! thanks! (I feel that’s a massive compliment.) Sadly, I’m flat. [spoiler] http://puu.sh/lPzpc/1c45da90f9.jpg
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Probably part of the whole gender-thing.

I can’t be proxy because I’m 5’11" - Sad day.