Well… duh! Heavies don’t exist in Dirty Bomb! 
The War has ended.
Xenithos
(Xenithos)
#64
I think I’ve come to a realization, as long as she has purple on her, or a rediculously photogenic pink, the, I think i’ll be happier! (#firstmercwithpurple)
wolfleader101
(wolfleader101)
#65
sigh, I love proxy but so many of her cards aren’t that good, I hope I get a good card. To me stoker has more variety when it comes to cards and I would of rather him. I personally wanted vassili (don’t hate on me!) because sniping is my thing but out of proxy or stoker most likely stoker but I still love proxy, I remember when I got the merc starter pack at the start of last year, Proxy was my favourite merc, she is easy to play for NEWBIES and has a fun and enjoyable playstyle. Nice one #TeamProxy 
AConfusedAlpaca
(AConfusedAlpaca)
#66
Good job to both sides, I was leaning more towards Stoker but in the end they’re both the constants in my squad so I’m fine with Proxy winning.
RyePanda
(RyePanda)
#67
Maybe next time (if they ever do another popularity contest) we won’t get a merc meant for newbs. One can dream, at least.
Verticules
(Verticules)
#68
I’d like to see them be accomplices to the murder (0.05% difference!). But SD wouldn’t do that. Wouldn’t be that farfecthed, both English, both Mercs, I rest my case
SarcasticPyro
(SarcasticPyro)
#69
It’s time for #TeamStoker to put up our Napalm and take a breath or two.
Mashing Q for mines beat us.
TheGreatHoundini
(TheGreatHoundini)
#70
It’s my fault guys. I had Stoker in my squad but I spent the weekend playing Call of Duty…
That said… I fancy me a nice unique Proxy card!
Tenebris
(Tenebris)
#71
I actually really like that. Maybe proxy paid stoker to do it? explains the scope at least.
Release 2 cards. Proxy didn’t win by much, as far as I see it. It’s a tie.
TheGreatHoundini
(TheGreatHoundini)
#73
OMG! I just thought of something.
If Max Bashki died by “long distance headshot”… maybe the Culptrit Card is a one-off guaranteed Sniper Rifle Load out card! Proxy with Sniper Rifle in a One-off Loadout!
Also… since Aimee will get her “revenge” the Culprit will be greyed out in Barracks for the rest of the year since Aimee would also head-shot the Culprit in the main story!
Dysfnal1
(Dysfnal)
#74
I would actually love a sniper rifle mine combo… The engineer but would be a bonus
ZeSpecter
(ZeSpecter)
#75
[quote=“TheGreatHoundini;177102”]It’s my fault guys. I had Stoker in my squad but I spent the weekend playing Call of Duty…
That said… I fancy me a nice unique Proxy card! :)[/quote]
Guess that means you’re volunteering to be the scapegoat then
MarsRover
(MarsRover)
#76
This event has me seriously thinking about going 100% bronze4life. Funny how the game’s motto is “don’t be a dick” when most of the monetization system is just a one big dick move. Add some “miscomunications”, double down on combining gameplay with cosmetics, and I just… eh I don’t want to get banned
TheGreatHoundini
(TheGreatHoundini)
#77
@ZeSpecter: Yeah, ring me up so I can step up to the line when the Romans come looking for Spartacus.
“I’M SPARTACUS!”
“NO! I’M SPARTACUS!”
binderr
(binderr)
#78
this event, I’ve had 7 boosters and not a single drop from first week. I was looking forword to Stocker or Fletcher culprit case and its ruined by damn Proxy, 10 buks wasted, I couldn’t care less about the special culprit cards now!!! I don’t even play Proxy, this is bulll !!
I SAY LET US CHOOSE OUR OWN CULPRIT MERC, WHO CARES! 
Theodoooore
(Theodoooore)
#80
In the words of the Counter Pit Hype Guy, “DUUUUUUUU WAAAR IS OWEEEEEEEEEEER”
Also as a proxy main I would like to thank the academy, my parents and everybody who worked on this wonderful project, this ones for you.