Yep, 80% of the community just got officially trolled.
New Merc Speculation(Master Thread)
Knew it as soon as I saw the report function screenie. And the apple.
http://puu.sh/jS2Yb/707ac4c013.gif
I could not be happier.
I told you! I told everyone! I’m the winner of the forums, I win everything! YAY me! Apologies to everyone who was super hopeful about Stoker, but on the bright side(No pun intended about fire) he will likely be the NEXT merc after Phoenix!
[quote=“derpypenguinz19;72894”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
NOOOOOOO
Well, I guess it’s time to buy Fletcher then.[/quote]
Buy him five times.
EDIT : actually, buy him ten times. Better be sure. He’s the best, so he costs more. This is natural.
So umm… my Steam flashed me a dirty bomb update “New merc (practically) revealed” (or sth), but there’s no update. Missclick? 
[quote=“Faraleth;70563”]Faraleth is back…
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http://i.imgur.com/qNVW8xu.jpg
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I didn’t post this for no reason in the thread last week… c:
Im so mad I should just stop postin but im still doin it.
Probably will release aimee before stoker if this is their priority list.
(Sorry for being this negative but I really, REALLY wanted Stoker)
@MarsRover Check your tabs! That will have been a group notification - which was actually one I sent out to everyone in the DB Forum Community group, alerting them of the new merc hint… c: It was NOT a Dirty Bomb update! D:
Yeeeaaah, I knew this was coming. They were hinting Stoker far too heavily… T_T
@cornJester Yeah, that’s what I thought when Shoe ended up taking it waaaaaaaaay over-board.
I thought the next merc would be Phoenix for a long time, until the image of Stoker’s gloves and his molotov damage-detection were shown on stream, that changed my mind and convinced my Stoker would be next (as it did many people)… but, then as I said, the stream went over-board with the Stoker puns and clues, it was TOO obvious at that point.
Not gonna lie, REALLY happy if it does turn out to be Phoenix after all, because I’ve been wanting him more than any of them c:
INB4 SD come out and announce Thunder or Javelin and go mega troll.
Im so mad I should just stop postin but im still doin it.
Probably will release aimee before stoker if this is their priority list.
(Sorry for being this negative but I really, REALLY wanted Stoker)[/quote]
No they wont, Stoker is definitely going to be after Pheonix, he’s much further along in development than Aimee now and after all the major hints they gave towards him… they’d be shooting themselves in the foot not to release him next with this level on anticipation.
They’ll need to make Fletcher 3 after that. Then everyone will be able to buy “Fletcher The Trilogy” on DVD
