Merc Taunts

(Tanker_Ray) #21

[quote=“Jaeger;119021”][quote=“Scav;119009”]
Spec 4: I’ve encountered tougher opponents wrapped in seaweed! (im pretty sure she says seaweed, unfortunately i do not get any reference?)

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Umm… as a South Korean, I would like to say that isn’t sushi… as I’m eating that right now for my breakfast, writing this comment.

http://i.imgur.com/kHGI22N.jpg

My mom made it for me.

I have no idea why Japan stole the name of that food and calling it some type of ‘Sushi’.

If there is raw fish inside, well that is a right name for it.

But that is absolutely Korean food, and we call it Kim-Bob. (written as 김밥)

go search the word at google.

Various Ingredients wrapped in seaweed besides raw fish.

Also, Japan’s Makizushi isn’t sliced like that. You hold a whole bunch of long sausage-like Makizushi, and eat it by the way of biting it.

(streetwiseSailboat) #22

[quote=“Scav;118917”]Okay, i got a first instance of what i was talking about…is this the format you are looking for?

Spec 1: ONE MORE FOR “THE” AWESOME. (im not sure about zis)
Spec 2: CALL THAT A BOOM? YEAH? BECAUSE I’D ALSO CALL THAT A BOOM.
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In the first line, he says “Team Awesome”. In the second line, he says “wound” instead of “boom”. But you’re doing a great job, I could use these to edit the TVTropes page.

(Ctrix) #23

There’s a TVtropes page?
Shouldn’t these go on the wiki instead?

(streetwiseSailboat) #24

[quote=“Ctrix;119330”]
Shouldn’t these go on the wiki instead?[/quote]

I won’t post the quotes themselves. Because they don’t really have any backstory other than their bios, you could get a lot of character from their quotes. For example, one of his lines (“The only reason I miss is lag.”) means he is aware he’s in a video game making him a fourth wall observer.

(Ctrix) #25

Not sure what that has to do with the wiki? Or do you mean you would post the quotes?

(Aazhyd) #26

[quote=“ThunderPro;119319”]Umm… as a South Korean, I would like to say that isn’t sushi… as I’m eating that right now for my breakfast, writing this comment.

http://i.imgur.com/kHGI22N.jpg

My mom made it for me.
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You eat that for breakfast? Lucky b@st@rd!

(SpectraBlitz) #27

May as well help and drop in Redeye’s
Spec1: “What we do in life, echoes in maternity… No wait.”
Spec2: “At my signal, unleash smells!”
Spec3: “No mate, it’s not a kangaroo scrotum”
Spec4: “For the last time, a jolly swagman is not an MP3 player.”
Spec5: “I knew a paramedic from parramatta who talked liek you… shark got 'im.”
Spec6: “Don’t make me disappear you for good…”
Spec7: “Strewth! It’s you!”

And Vassili:
Spec1: “Anything to get away from my parents.”
Spec2: “I’ve stuck better things than you on refridgerated shelves. Milk, for example. And…um… yoghurt?”
Spec3: “The only reason I ever miss is lag.”
Spec4: “One shot, one kill, one… derful… I am wonderful… At shooting… That’s me…”
Spec5: “One shot, one kill”
Spec6: “Think of it as… Rickrolling, but with a sniper rifle”
Spec7: “Think of me as a 'Vassili-tator”

(VincentRJaeger) #28

Hey, I’m no expert at this. I just wrote what I believed it referred to and from my own experience.

(streetwiseSailboat) #29

I won’t post anything on the wiki nor will I post the quotes themselves. I mean that the quotes posted are useful to derive the mercenary’s character.

(streetwiseSailboat) #30

[quote=“SpectraBlitz;119693”]May as well help and drop in Redeye’s
Spec1: “What we do in life, echoes in maternity… No wait.”
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Instead of “maternity” he says “eternity”. It’s a reference to the movie Gladiator. He says “No, wait” at the end because he’s referencing a New Zealand actor.

(SpectraBlitz) #31

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Definitely sounds like “maternity” to me .-.
Could be wrong of course.

I get the reference but I’m sure that the point of the line is that he misspeaks it, and adds the “No wait…” as an afterthought.

Edit: No matter how many times I listen to this line, I can’t hear anything other than “maternity” I am 100% sure of that.

(Scav) #32

Got some more, with even more cluelessness at skyhammer. -.-"

Phantom
[spoiler]
1 - cough
2 - yawn
3 - Well this is just awkward for everyone involved! / Ohh, you could cut the tension here with a KNIFE, huh?
4 - And the quarterback is toast!
5 - Ya’ll be an endangered species soon!
6 - I would kill for a decent slice of pizza. In fact, i have!
7 - You got lucky, thats all! / Well you’re no fun all of a sudden. / Right back at ya.
8 - HEY ASSHOLE! The asshole-store called and they are running outta you! / You’re so bad at this!

Spec 1: In a world…where…i dont have to…wear a mask all day.
Spec 2: Every damn time! Works like a charm.
Spec 3: Let us…ahh, let us never speak of this again.
Spec 4: Exciting! Painful, but exciting!
Spec 5: Well, no harm in trying! Oh, except when i kill ya. Thats pretty harm-ish.
Spec 6: I bring sexy front! Huh?
Spec 7: Hey, I’m killin’ here!
[/spoiler]

Vasilly
[spoiler]
1 - cough
2 - yawn
3 - I’ve shot smarter targets than you…jibberish like a paper. Had concentric rings.
4 - You are very dead. / You’re dead. / You’re the deadest anyone been in years! / You’re ultimate dead…like non-more dead!
5 - Whaevah, gou! / Tolouuu(?)
6 - I’m like uh…im like an aimbot…butin real life!
7 - Meh / I dont care! / The I-care store called, apologised for their mistake and gave a full refund, because I DONT CARE. Thanks. / I tried caring less, i faild. Hard.
8 - You’re like good…but not. /

Spec 1: Anything to get away from my parents!
Spec 2: I’ve stacked better things than you on a refrigerator shelves, milk, for example, and uum…yoghurt?
Spec 3: The only reason I ever miss is lag.
Spec 4: One shot, one kill, one…derful. I am wonderful…at shooting. That’s me.
Spec 5: One shot, one kill.
Spec 6: Think of it as rickrolling…but with a sniper rifle!
Spec 7: Think of me as a…Vassilitator!
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Skyhammer
[spoiler]
1 - cough
2 - yawn
3 - Well thats a plain shame. / Oh, ladida! / Ahh, ya’re a sweeteh really, arent ya?
4 - You’re dead, sure as gun’s iron! / All over for you!
5 - I see you la’er, son!
6 - When shall we see mylike agen? Eh?
7 - Ah, boo fuckin’ hoo, son! / This is a holyday for me, you know. / This is comparatively quiet and calm compared to a nightout for me!
8 - Now do i have yer attention?! / I got a bullet with yer name on. ???

Spec 1: Frank sings in walt disney! I’ll explain later…
Spec 2: There. Is. Nothing. Funny. Ebout. Haggis.
Spec 3: Woah, woah! Something something, who made you Elvis? (or im completely wrong, sounds something like this tho)
Spec 4: I’ve heard of ye! Yer like umm…a punchline!
Spec 5: Are we in (da hell?)?
Spec 6: Better lead, then dead! (lol)
Spec 7: You…again, you!
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(SpectraBlitz) #33

Special 1 for Skyhammer is “Frank sings, and Walt Disney, (with Disney pronounced as does nae, Scottish dialect for doesn’t). I’ll explain later…”
Its an old (or auld) Scottish saying/joke, originally “What’s the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt does nae (Disney)” In this case Bing Crosby is replaced with Frank Sinatra.

As for special 3 you’re nearly correct, it is infact: “Woah Woah, hold the meeting, who made you Elvis?”

Edit: Also Vassili 3, the “gibberish” is “They were made of paper.”

(streetwiseSailboat) #34

Yeah, I’ve been listening to it in a test environment and he does say maternity.

(Scav) #35

@SpectraBlitz Thanks a lot!

(Scav) #36

Heres some more with only a few left (Thunder and…idk who did i miss?)

Nader
[spoiler]
Spec 1: Bluha (something like this i couldnt help but write it fonetically, i dont have a particularly good relationship with german language)
Spec 2: I cant believe i get paid for this, haha!
Spec 3: You are nowhere near as smart as you think you are.
Spec 4: You’re not as stupid as you look, but then, who could be?
Spec 5: I will not respect you in ze morning eizher.
Spec 6: Well, arent you the charming one?
Spec 7: Aaah, you! Again? Oh.

1 - Cough! / Ahem!
2 - yawn
3 - Your skills are truly amazing, whatever they are…presumably you’re good at something! / Its a shame, crying shame, boohoo! T-T / OH, look, you lost your temper! Cute.
4 - I kill you and you and you and…you! / Better luck next time, dead persons!
5 - Let me simplify zis for you: GO. AWAY.
6 - I’ve killed better men than you, but then, i’ve killed better flies than you, also. / Killing is my profession, but killing you is more of a hobby!
7 - You have…giggle nothing to offer me. / Thats enough from you.
8 - I reccomend another course of employement, a…traffic cone, perhaps. / You are remarkably bad at this, scientists will make study of you!
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Arty
[spoiler]
Spec 1: You stink…you stink really really bad! (or sting?)
Spec 2: You say that, while it just sound “i love you”.
Spec 3: Ahaa go fak yourself! :smiley:
Spec 4: Yeeee, you better run!
Spec 5: This is gonna be difficult difficuilt lemon difficult.
Spec 6: Who are youuuuyadda. (…whatever)
Spec 7: Come here and say that!

1 - cough
2 - yawn / meh.
3 - Sucks to be you, ey? / Scratch you
4 - I kill you! Sorry…nahimnotsorry. / So owned!
5 - Bye bye! / Good night!
6 - Hah! That was skill…not luck!
7 - I’ve had worse. / Ask someone who gives a damn.
8 - You’re just not very good at this, are you? / You are terrible at this…TERRIBLE. / You’ve been doing this for long? Could’ve fooled me!
[/spoiler]

Rhino
[spoiler]
Spec 1: If its not FROM Champaigne…then its not champaigne, is it?!
Spec 2: My french is rusty and my german’s poor but…i can tell you’re angry!
Spec 3: I iplore you, not to make a vulgar exhibition of yourself in this fashion!
Spec 4: There is a helmet that goes with this but…come on, seriously!
Spec 5: Reminds me of my first job, mowing lawns.
Spec 6: Thats not a way to behave! Have you no manners?
Spec 7: What’d you mean ‘do i work out’? What do you think?!

1 - cough
2 - yawn
3 - I like you when you try to make me anrgy! / Well aren’t you something special! / You talk a good fight, but you just a little squishy thing!
4 - Dont concentrate on the noise, concentrate on the bullets! / Nothing personal, you understand. /
5 - Pleasure doin business with ya!
6 - Someone tried to bully me once. Didnt go so well for them! / Should i waste time on you? Hardly seems worth it. / I’ve benchpressed smarter things than you!
7 - It was this or finish the MBA…'n i was just…done with that stuff, y’know? / Listen teach, you cannot make me angry and you cannot make me care. All you can do, is delay me!
8 - Your anger is, while understandable, futile. / You still being alive is a remarkable statistical anomaly!
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Phoenix
[spoiler]
Spec 1: The moral of the story is: stay out of my way!
Spec 2: By kill you, i get to go somewhere with a decent climate.
Spec 3: Time of death: now. Cause of death: yours truly. I’m calling it.
Spec 4: I kill them what doctors call ‘very dead’
Spec 5: Y otro.(and another?) I’m like a plague!
Spec 6: You better pray! Now is no time to be making more enemies!
Spec 7: Enemy down…where they belong!

1 - cough
2 - yawn
3 - Oh, its you again…you should’ve learned your lesson! / This not go so well for you, eh?
4 - Sooo very dead, you are! / I medically pronounce you dead! / I study their body. I make you medical research! Saw you up.
5 - Time to say bye bye, to everything.
6 - It’s true! I am, how you say…unusually good at this! / I am immune to pain! Mainly. / To tell the truth, i am bored of beating you. Every single time!
7 - I could be on a beach right now.
8 - You are so bad at this! I read about you in medschool. / You are very bad at this. Really very bad. Famous bad!
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Also tried to make it more convinient with my freshly acquired OP BBQ skills

Edit: i shall edit the other ones to make them less annoying…after they’ve been validated, i could just make them into one single comment if its necessary…?

(Ctrix) #37

Nader literally says COUGH and AHEM

(Scav) #38

And last but not least…
Thanks to @SpectraBlitz for the redeye quotes!

Redeye
[spoiler]
1 - cough
2 - You be whoever you need to be
3 - Aww, dont you make my red eye blue now!
4 - That one was by the book! The kukri book.
5 - I could vanish you…no one would ever know. / Bonzer, its you!
6 - Smoke is bad for your health…particularly when i shoot you in it. / I create fog. But you wont be missed…at least not by me! / Binocular vision is overrated.
7 - I’ve seen it all…believe me.
8 - Watch ya mouth! Or ill do what you do when someones been stung by a jellyfish!

Spec 1: What we do in life, echoes in maternity…no, wait…
Spec 2: At my signal, unleash smells!
Spec 3: Nah mate, its not a kangaroo scrotum.
Spec 4: For the last time, a jolly swagman is not an MP3 player!
Spec 5: I knew a paramedic from parramatta who talked like you… shark got 'im.
Spec 6: Don’t make me disappear you for good
Spec 7: Strewth! It’s you!
[/spoiler]

Thundah
[spoiler]
1 - cough
2 - yawn
3 - Ohh, bad luck!
4 - You go to place without pain!
5 - All over for you! / All is sorrow…especially for you!
6 - Regularity of victory become tedious!
7 - In all countries, just kiss!
8 - You are legend of bad! / I weep for you wasted potential…just like mother and father! / You’re really bad at this! Really very bad! Famous bad! (for some reason this last line came up once, and then never again)

Spec 1: They’re dead! Cause of death? Me!
Spec 2: Is always same…is never good!
Spec 3: Born to suffer!
Spec 4: Another is dead!
Spec 5: You so very dead…like dreams!
Spec 6: Not feel thing! Auuu!
Spec 7: Is dead! I kill!
[/spoiler]

Stoker
[spoiler]
1 - cough
2 - Ohh, what a beastly bore.
3 - Aww, look at you all dressed up as soldiers! Thats cute! / What a ray of sunshine, you are! / Oh snap!
4 - No, I uh…dont smoke. / Why you got to get up in my grill, ey? / Can you smell something burning?
5 - Thats quite enough from you!
6 - Empty threats arent really my style.
7 - Tralalaa / Okey dokey then!
8 - You’re like a bad penny! / You’re not nearly as cute as you think, you know. /

Spec 1: Oh, bugger off.
Spec 2: You’re starting to annoy me!
Spec 3: Oh now you’re listening!
Spec 4: No, I uhh…dont smoke.
Spec 5: Nice bit of kit, that!
Spec 6: Slack effort, that.
Spec 7: I say/Icy (?)
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I would like to ask for validation on my potential fock-ups, ty :blush:

E:fixd

(Scav) #39

Thx, fixededed!

(SpectraBlitz) #40

@Scav I’ll help out with the Redeye stuff since he’s pretty much the only merc I play since its highly unlikely he gets stacked in pubs.

2: You be whoever you need to be. (Small mishearing of the line)
3: That one was by the book. The kukri book.(Again, small mishearing)
4: Bonza/Bonzer! Its you! (Bonza/Bonzer is Aussie slang for Excellent/Brilliant, can be spelt either way.)

Everything else you got spot on as far as I can tell
(Not trying to bash you for your efforts at all, but correcting/affirming small details)