Wow, just wow Caracas is the best place on earth!
I'm Disappointed.
[QUOTE=-bacon-;263238]Guys. What does the government have to do with Tapirs?
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They’re both fat and slow, and likely unnecessary.
Woah now, Tapirs are practically a necessity, which is probably the only way they differ 
Tapirs are cute when they’re little though.
http://www.funnyhype.com/files/funny-pictures/2009/07/baby-Tapir.jpg
lol baby tapirs are so cute, a shame they eventually grow up to look like this…

I think there should be a special location that’s an easter egg that if you are an expert at the parkour or whatever you can get to this hard to reach location on the map and you end up in a bar full of tapirs and strogg. And after looking around for a second and being baffled by this you are warped back to where you came from.
I want the word Tapir as Grafitti on the walls in multiple languages. Give an easter egg to people will too much time on thier hands.
Some people complain the game has no women, but some prefer this. I honestly can’t say I know of any bestiality forums for you to join.
We’re all just animals when it all comes down to it. Why hate on the beautiful beautiful Tapir?
