[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish.

[Serious_Sam]

Granted, but it’s toothpaste flavored ice cream bathed in orange juice.

I wish I could keep my teeth clean without brushing them.

[Mr-Penguin]

Granted, but you now have dentures.

I wish that I had a Cobalt Kira.

[Adam1]

[quote=“derpypenguinz19;33584”]Granted, but you now have dentures.

I wish that I had a Cobalt Kira.[/quote]

HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS HARSH! LOL!

Granted. But it has the worst gun you could ever want on her.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Aazhyd1]

I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted, but nobody will fullfill them.

I wish for warm sunny days with a cool breeze.

[Adam1]

[quote=“Adam;33751”]I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted, but nobody will fullfill them.

I wish for warm sunny days with a cool breeze.

[/quote]

Ouch…

Granted, But the day is 100C, and the cool breeze is -35C

I wish I had 3 people to grant my 3 wishes.

[Serious_Sam]

Granted, but they’re all govmn’t road workers, so your wishes take altogether too long to be fulfilled.

I wish that road repairs didn’t take so bloody long.

[Adam1]

[quote=“Serious Sam;35304”]Granted, but they’re all govmn’t road workers, so your wishes take altogether too long to be fulfilled.

I wish that road repairs didn’t take so bloody long.[/quote]

Granted, but the repairs are sloppy.

I wish for SD to remove Rhino.

[mendaciousPole]

Granted, but he’s replaced by Juggernaught, a merc with a chaingun, grenade launcher, self revive, and infinite heart beat sensors. Also, he has damage reduction armor and Rhino’s health pool.

I wish for more credits.

[Adam1]

[quote=“Pheonix07;35371”]Granted, but he’s replaced by Juggernaught, a merc with a chaingun, grenade launcher, self revive, and infinite heart beat sensors. Also, he has damage reduction armor and Rhino’s health pool.

I wish for more credits.[/quote]

Granted, but the credits are the movie credits.

Avi Arad … producer
Kevin Feige … executive producer
Larry J. Franco … producer
Gale Anne Hurd … producer
Stan Lee … executive producer
James Schamus … producer
Cheryl A. Tkach … associate producer
David Womark … associate producer Music by
Danny Elfman … (music by) Cinematography by
Frederick Elmes … director of photography Film Editing by
Tim Squyres Casting By
Avy Kaufman
Franklyn Warren Production Design by
Rick Heinrichs Art Direction by
John Dexter
Greg Papalia Set Decoration by
Cheryl Carasik Costume Design by
Marit Allen Makeup Department
Janice Alexander … key hair stylist (as Jan Alexander)
Norman Cabrera … special makeup effects artist: KNB FX Group
Gretchen Davis … makeup artist
Carolyn Elias … hair stylist
Jake Garber … special makeup effects artist
Akihito Ikeda … special effects makeup artist: KNB Effects Group Inc.
Dennis Liddiard … makeup department head
Christopher Allen Nelson … special makeup effects artist
Brad Wilder … makeup artist: Jennifer Connelly
Karen Blynder … makeup artist (uncredited) Production Management
Michael J. Malone … production supervisor
Lisa Rodgers … post-production supervisor
David Womark … production manager
Bill Bannerman … production manager (uncredited) Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Maria Battle-Campbell … second second assistant director (as Maria Battle Campbell)
Artist W. Robinson … first assistant director (as Artist Robinson)
Deanna Stadler … second assistant director
David Womark … first assistant director: additional photography Art Department
Roy Barnes … set designer
James R. Bayliss … set designer
Richard J. Bell … greens gangboss
Michael Binczek … model maker
Jerry Bingham … storyboard artist
Bill Boes … model builder
Mauro Borrelli … illustrator
Mariko Braswell … assistant art director
Mark W. Brown … assistant property master
Susan A. Burig … graphic designer
James Carson … illustrator
Christopher Casey … set dresser
Clete Cetrone … construction foreman
Rick Chavez … assistant property master
Todd Cherniawsky … set designer
David Chow … pre-visualization artist
Dan Colegrove … propmaker gangboss
Richard Crain … foreman
Vincent D’Aquino … greens gangboss
Rodolfo Damaggio … storyboard artist
Michael P. Finnegan … tool technician
Chad Fontaine … laborer
Chad S. Frey … assistant art director
Jeff Frost … sculptor
Neil Garland … propmaker gangboss
Christopher Glass … illustrator
Ethan Goodwin … art department assistant
Michael Hansen … assistant property master
Mike Helbig … set dresser
Chris Herrington … painter
Al Hobbs … set designer
Thomas R. Homsher … prop manufacturing supervisor
Chris Hopkins … sculptor
John Hoskins … construction coordinator
Luis G. Hoyos … set designer
Travis Huffman … propmaker
Michael Anthony Jackson … storymatic artist
David James … sculptor
Stuart John … construction foreman
Tommy John … painter
Kent Jones … paint foreman
Richard W. Jones … greens foreman (as Richard Jones)
John Kelso … metal fabricator foreman
Dave Kilby … plasterer
Frank Kilmartin … carpenter
Mark Knapton … foreman
Robert Lambert … general foreman construction
Thomas Lauifi … construction foreman
Douglas T. Madison … props: second unit (as Doug Madison Jr.)
Jason Mahakian … lead model maker
Kevin Mangan … greens foreman
Jim Martin … illustrator
Jonas Mayabb … art
Philip Metschan … scenic artist
Ed Mirassou … propmaker
Robert Misetich … paint foremen
Kirstin Mooney … art department coordinator
Jerry Moss … property master
Simon Murton … conceptual illustrator
Joseph Musso … storyboard artist
Chris Nakayama … propmaker
Steven O’Bannon … hod carrier
Dan Ondrejko … head greens coordinator
Greg Papalia … set designer
Derek Pendleton … sculptor foreman
Paul Penley … set dresser
Andrew Petrotta … assistant property master
Kristen Pratt … set designer
Christopher S. Ross … conceptual illustrator
James Rothwell … animatic
Ernest M. Sanchez … lead man
Jordu Schell … sculptor
Bob Skemp … greensman
Patte Strong-Lord … set designer
Sheila Thomas … painter
Michael Thurman … set dresser
Wendy Weaver … buyer
Robert Wilbanks … supervising plaster foreman
Donald B. Woodruff … set designer
Chris Zimmerman … stand-by painter
Clyde Zimmerman … paint supervisor
Carlo Basail … greens foreman (uncredited)
Kon Iliov … gangboss (uncredited)
Tom Jung … storyboard artist (uncredited)
Steven Light-Orr … set dresser (uncredited)
John Micheletos … leadman: San Francisco (uncredited)
Ian O’Connor … steel layout (uncredited)
Kathleen Rosen … set decoration buyer (uncredited)
Emil Warren … welder (uncredited)
Mark Warren … property master (uncredited)
Shaun Young … art researcher (uncredited) Sound Department
Jamie Baker … supervising foley editor
Jessica Bellfort … assistant adr editor (as Jessica Bellfort Rankin)
Marko A. Costanzo … foley artist
André Dias … sound re-recording mixer (international versions)
Henry Dobson … dubbing supervisor: international versions
Dean Drabin … adr mixer
Sean England … machine room operator
Andre Fenley … assistant supervising sound editor
Robert Fernandez … score mixer
Eugene Gearty … sound designer / supervising sound editor
Mark Goodermote … boom operator
Paul Hsu … sound effects editor
David C. Hughes … sound effects editor
Richard Hymns … supervising sound editor
Frank Kern … foley editor
Drew Kunin … production sound mixer
Brian Magerkurth … sound re-recordist
James J. Mase … sound
Kyrsten Mate … sound effects editor
Stuart McCowan … assistant dialogue editor
Al Nelson … sound effects recordist
Richard Quinn … dialogue editor
David Raymond … second cable person
Philip Rogers … adr recordist
Gary Rydstrom … re-recording mixer / sound designer
Dee Selby … sound design assistant editor / sound effects recordist
Michael Semanick … dialogue mixer / sound re-recording mixer
Ewa Sztompke … dialogue editor (as Ewa Sztompke-Oatfield)
Paul Urmson … supervising foley editor
Steven Visscher … foley editor
Larry Wineland … assistant sound designer
Gwendolyn Yates Whittle … supervising adr editor
Vikram Biswas … post-production audio (uncredited)
Rick Chefalas … apprentice sound editor (uncredited)
Erik Foreman … adr mixer (uncredited)
Kyle Godbey … sound effects intern (uncredited)
Robert Gravenor … sound: green screen production (uncredited)
David Warzynski … foley assistant (uncredited) Special Effects by
Howard Berger … animatronics effects supervisor/puppeteer
Ryan D. Compton

I wish for attention.

[Mr-Penguin]

Granted, but you are swarmed by paparazzi wherever you go.
I wish that FNAF fanboys would all denounce the game.

[Serious_Sam]

Granted, they now all proclaim Battlefield 5 the best FPS of all time.

I wish Dirty Bomb had League of Legends levels of popularity, so I could get really good at it and actually get paid to play it.

[watsyurdeal]

I wish Titanfall’s Pilot Combat was similar to Dirty Bomb’s gunfights, freaking Respawn and their Call of Duty background.

[Adam1]

Granted, but you get paid very little.

I wish the person above me would bing how to play the game.

[watsyurdeal]

Done, but now you have to grant Sam’s wish

I wish Dirty Bomb had League of Legends levels of popularity, so I could get really good at it and actually get paid to play it.

Because I lack originality

[Adam1]

[quote=“Watsyurdeal;36569”]Done, but now you have to grant Sam’s wish

I wish Dirty Bomb had League of Legends levels of popularity, so I could get really good at it and actually get paid to play it.

Because I lack originality[/quote]

Granted, but the money comes out of your wallet.

I wish Watsyurdeal had more originality.

[watsyurdeal]

Granted but I now make enough money to Batman, SWEAR TO ME

I wish TF3 and HL3 came out…

[Mr-Penguin]

Granted, but Dirty Bomb becomes as obscure as Brink now.
I wish that Phantom would come out already.

[watsyurdeal]

Granted but he’s 30 bucks because he’s the coolest character so far

I wish we had augmentations like Deus Ex

[Sephios]

Granted, how about 1 cent as World’s Championship Prize sound?

I wish Dirty Bomb had non-lore friendly skins.

[Mr-Penguin]

Granted, but all of the mercs start cross-dressing.
I wish for Sparks to change their profile picture to a picture of Sparks.