Dirty Bomb Confessions

(Matuno) #61

I use the map exploit on Market to throw Kira’s laser right on the enemy’s spawn exit.

Every time.

Because screw Execution missions.

(SzGamer227) #62

I am a dirty salt-collecting Fletcher main who lives for the thrill of one-shot killing small mercs with well-placed stickies and split-second corner encounters.

(DexterGrif) #63

I think Proxy is balanced.
I think Shotguns are balanced.
I have played Rhin00b.
I throw smoke grenades in front of friendly Vasillis.
I actually revive people.
I hate the M9, Caulden 4 lyfe.

(BazBling) #64

[quote=“Matuno;174409”]I use the map exploit on Market to throw Kira’s laser right on the enemy’s spawn exit.

Every time.

Because @$!# Execution missions.[/quote]

Ah… so it’s you huh :open_mouth:

(vdll) #65

Sometimes I pull off sick drag-shots, but get paranoid when someone else does.

(Mortylen) #66

I knife/cricketbat and/or bodyblock the shit out of our (arguably terribad) snipers.

(_Sniff_) #67

Sometimes I don’t play Fletcher

(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #68

I don’t like Fletcher looks at Sniff

(BananaSlug) #69

@Jesus you would be surprised how hard is having positive kd with shootgun proxy on min20, on attack its even harder

(LifeupOmega) #70

Probably because its got a crutch-like design, and Proxy by design is bad against better players compared to the other two engineers.

(_Sniff_) #71

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(vdll) #72

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Thunder’s Mother, shaming people since the dawn of times.

(bontsa) #73

I haven’t git gut.

(UndeddJester) #74

I secretly want Vaseline to be the Culprit…

So that whenever I see a Vasilli culprit card it would make me wee a little every time my Aimee shoots them in the face…

(Your worst knifemare.) #75

[quote=“FatalJ;174779”]I secretly want Vaseline to be the Culprit…

So that whenever I see a Vasilli culprit card it would make me wee a little every time my Aimee shoots them in the face…[/quote]

Gas dont like Vas, Gas want Kira or Stoker win

([ *O.C.B.* ] Wildcard) #76

  1. I’m a Fletcher main and damn proud about my “sticky little gifts”

  2. Out of the 3 mercs I have the most time spent on Fletcher and Nader both have at least 60hrs spent on them alone (and I don’t do spam nade unless its so clumped that I’ll get a direct hit regardless just fyi)

  3. Unless someone actually bothers to give a reason for a vote kick of someone not afk I will always vote “No”

  4. I never vote “Yes” to a team shuffle I just switch to the other team if its that bad to try and help out (since the shuffle has only made it better once out of over 500hrs of actual gameplay on DB) and has such a low chance it’ll do anything but make the balance worse.

  5. I’ll be glad to see the shuffle option be removed completely

  6. I will enjoy the delicious salty tears of those who want it to stay when its very much likely going away with the introduction of pub matchmaking (last I checked anyways).

  7. Yes I am a twisted, evil f**k! I’m well aware of it, and damn proud of it!

I’d keep going but the list would likely never end if I did… so I’ll leave it with those xD

(LifeupOmega) #77

[quote=“Wildcard;174788”]
7. Yes I am a twisted, evil f**k! I’m well aware of it, and damn proud of it![/quote]

Watch out, Jared Leto is here.

(TheGreatHoundini) #78

Confession time:

I like to PTFO as a way of compensating for the fact I’m actually no good at killing anything. On offense, I just run Fletcher with sticky bomb and I’ll never pull out my gun - even if you’re in front of me… what’s the use? I actually prefer putting a sticky bomb between you and me and just sending both of us to Respawn Hell.

On Defense, I play Stoker like I play Vassili when I have the Stark AR. It’s the only gun these days I have any success with so I snipe Far/Medium Far with it. Engage in some skirmishes with it. Once I get close it’s Molotov’s out and … well… “Let’s all go to Respawn Hell”.

I use Aura simply for her running speed and med station.

That, in a nutshell, is the end all of my “mastery” of this game. :smiley:

(TheGreatHoundini) #79

Also (probably as reflex from R6: SIEGE and CoD), on Defense, I disengage immediately if I see a red arc… ALWAYS… My instinct is always to just look for the next “firing position” and I stick to friendlies in the hopes of increasing my chance of survival.

Basically I look like a coward online. :smiley:

(Dysfnal) #80

I am shit with shotguns, and great with snipers, the PDP doesn’t count, it’s fake.
I have Rnjesus on my side, I got one of the two best Fletchers, and a Kira in gold from equipment cases that I bought with credits, as well as one of the better Bush cards in bronze, the best hochfir proxy in Silver (w/ drilled) all from ordinary equipment cases.
I have only received one gold card I disliked, and that was a PDP Aimee