Dirty Bomb Confessions

(GatoCommodore) #152

I never buy fletcher because its not the right thing to do…
unethical…

(bontsa) #153

[quote=“sweetColumn;210506”] –Look how ya’ll can snip these massive pics off when quoting. Cool ain’t it? It’s called etiquette damnit!!–

I never buy fletcher because its not the right thing to do…
unethical…[/quote]

While I bow to your dedication, I wouldn’t feel bad abusing the 5th Assault merc SD decided to give Engineer capabilities too :smirk: Their fault, not mine.

(averagerussian) #154

I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life

(averagerussian) #155

I mainly play Execution and I try to make every Execution game end 6-6 by swapping teams all the time

(Your worst knifemare.) #156

I feel pleasure when i stuff katanas up peoples butts with the heavy jab.

Ive never acheived owning a cobalt.

When im not butt stabbing i spend my time relaxing with my healings and necromancing.(sparks is life)

(SirSwag) #157

Sometimes I kill team mates by shooting proxy mines. Sometimes I pretend I don’t see them on the ground. Sometimes they had it coming by picking a 5th sniper…

(MarsRover) #158

My main FPS for the last couple of days (and the foreseeable future) is BF1 :naughty:

(KUST__LunarTM) #159

I play Overwatch.

A lot.

(GatoCommodore) #160

@KUST__LunarTM
Overwatch? you mean…

but seriously tho, i play warthunder a LOT.

(BlackboltLW) #161

I scold teammates A LOT.

There’s so much salt in me

(Press E) #162

I get extremely salty when an aura steals my usual med station spots or places their med station next to mine.
I swore at my friend once when they did that. I didn’t realize it was them s:

Then there’s when I rush over to a downed teammate across the map to revive them and a sparks does it just before I do.

[quote=“JUKING;210508”]I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life[/quote]

And I thought crafting three cobalt auras for a blish loadout was bad…

still didn’t get the blish loadout I wanted

(GatoCommodore) #163

[quote=“STARRYSOCK;210619”]I get extremely salty when an aura steals my usual med station spots or places their med station next to mine.
I swore at my friend once when they did that. I didn’t realize it was them s:

Then there’s when I rush over to a downed teammate across the map to revive them and a sparks does it just before I do.

[quote=“JUKING;210508”]I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life[/quote]

And I thought crafting three cobalt auras for a blish loadout was bad…

still didn’t get the blish loadout I wanted[/quote]

once i met an Aura so noob she thinks we have to defuse the bomb in the underground while playing defender.

she also put her station next to mine (which usually i hid it so enemies from the objective room cant shoot or nade it). But her healing station blue/red floor is very noticeable so my station and his station got knocked out every fucking time.

people dont know how to hide the station mang…

(Press E) #164

[quote=“sweetColumn;210630”][quote=“STARRYSOCK;210619”]I get extremely salty when an aura steals my usual med station spots or places their med station next to mine.
I swore at my friend once when they did that. I didn’t realize it was them s:

Then there’s when I rush over to a downed teammate across the map to revive them and a sparks does it just before I do.

[quote=“JUKING;210508”]I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life[/quote]

And I thought crafting three cobalt auras for a blish loadout was bad…

still didn’t get the blish loadout I wanted[/quote]

once i met an Aura so noob she thinks we have to defuse the bomb in the underground while playing defender.

she also put her station next to mine (which usually i hid it so enemies from the objective room cant shoot or nade it). But her healing station blue/red floor is very noticeable so my station and his station got knocked out every @$!# time.

people dont know how to hide the station mang…[/quote]

I usually just move my med station when that happens. Generally map sections have more than one place where you can create a med station camp, so I usually just move mine and let the other aura’s get destroyed.

(Soerbert) #165

  1. I main Sparks.

  2. I like to steal other medic’s revives as Sparks.

  3. Playing Sparks and encountering a Rhino? Melee the living s**t out of it!

  4. When im playing a merc which is also used by the enemy i make it my duty to kill that person to become the alpha (prefeably melee to add insult to injury)

(BlackboltLW) #166

…If only more Sparks players did this instead shooting at the enemy with the REVIVR rifle.

I mean I’m okay if a Sparks steal my revive, at least I could charge together with the revived teammate and being his healer instead.

(LifeupOmega) #167

Can’t hear you over being an obscenely tanky sniper sorry.

(Your worst knifemare.) #168

My favorite part about her

(GatoCommodore) #169

[quote=“paramountGasoline;210749”][quote=“Sorbert;210737”]

  1. I like to steal other medic’s revives as Sparks.
    [/quote]

My favorite part about her[/quote]

that aura who bravely ran across the battlefield, trying to rez that Ace in the team then suddenly…

sparks stole the revive…

i cant even start to comprehend the amount of Anger involved in such scenario.

(Press E) #170

[quote=“sweetColumn;210755”][quote=“paramountGasoline;210749”][quote=“Sorbert;210737”]

  1. I like to steal other medic’s revives as Sparks.
    [/quote]

My favorite part about her[/quote]

that aura who bravely ran across the battlefield, trying to rez that Ace in the team then suddenly…

sparks stole the revive…

i cant even start to comprehend the amount of Anger involved in such scenario.[/quote]

This is basically me.

I’ve started getting really competitive with being a medic. I’ll always try to get the revive when me and someone else are running towards the same player, or throwing med packs at players as they run towards someone else’s med station.

I need that life insurance XP.
I usually get 15k-25k XP in a good objective match as Aura though, so I guess it pays off.

(Your worst knifemare.) #171

[quote=“STARRYSOCK;210767”]

I need that life insurance XP.
I usually get 15k-25k XP in a good objective match as Aura though, so I guess it pays off.[/quote]

Ive once had a game of underground where an Aura got 30k just off of me as a defense thunder.(with emp nades)

They couldnt find the health station even though it was underground.