Dirty Bomb Confessions

(ProfPlump) #148

[quote=“TheStrangerous;28527”]Cause why not? We all got something bugging us, so let’s hear it.

Here are mine:

I don’t play Rhino as inteded. I never use minigun and go fat scout.

Before properly using bolt action sniper rifles, I used PDP and thought it was the best choice back then.

I can never get into playing Bushwaker, I got bad luck with turrets.[/quote]

Dude, the PDP is great… It shreds low health mercs, and can still do well against other mercs.

And in terms of having trouble with Bushwhacker, check out some Dirty Cups videos and just pay attention to where the turrets are placed, and copy them. But basically the main thing to remember is that turrets are not at all effective at killing enemies on their own - you need to shoot in tandem with your turret if you want to do really well with Bushwhacker.

(Herr_Hanz) #149

2 snipers, 1 russian

aimee is not just a pretty face
vassili is a real life aimbot
thunder is thunder. thunder thunderov thunderovski.

(ItzNotAlex) #150

(From my own experience)

Since the lack of medics that is being used in pugs i’ve started to getting rather agressive toward anyone that asks the team if we can get another medic… unless this person already is a medic.

It was fun the first matches to play the merc class that no1 else bothers to play. But after a while i get sick of it, being unable to relax and can’t bother trying to keep my team alive.

Sometimes tryharding as a medic is simply not fun :frowning: .

(Sefuh_FR) #151

I have 13 mercs…but i still don’t have bought Proxy and Vassili…
I hate playing against a team full of “-er” mercs ( FraggER , SkyhammER , NadER , StokER ) , they are from my point of view the easiest mercs to play ( M4 / Timik / nades / GL / flamethrower / lot of HP ) , but not OP !

Don’t be in my team with this kind of squad ( Redeye / Phantom / Vassili )
or i will have a pleasure to insult you in the chat with french curses!

The typical squad of a kid who don’t like teamplay and try to get the best k/d but do less kills than our medic / engineer. :s

(GatoCommodore) #152

I never buy fletcher because its not the right thing to do…
unethical…

(bontsa) #153

[quote=“sweetColumn;210506”] –Look how ya’ll can snip these massive pics off when quoting. Cool ain’t it? It’s called etiquette damnit!!–

I never buy fletcher because its not the right thing to do…
unethical…[/quote]

While I bow to your dedication, I wouldn’t feel bad abusing the 5th Assault merc SD decided to give Engineer capabilities too :smirk: Their fault, not mine.

(averagerussian) #154

I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life

(averagerussian) #155

I mainly play Execution and I try to make every Execution game end 6-6 by swapping teams all the time

(Your worst knifemare.) #156

I feel pleasure when i stuff katanas up peoples butts with the heavy jab.

Ive never acheived owning a cobalt.

When im not butt stabbing i spend my time relaxing with my healings and necromancing.(sparks is life)

(SirSwag) #157

Sometimes I kill team mates by shooting proxy mines. Sometimes I pretend I don’t see them on the ground. Sometimes they had it coming by picking a 5th sniper…

(MarsRover) #158

My main FPS for the last couple of days (and the foreseeable future) is BF1 :naughty:

(KUST__LunarTM) #159

I play Overwatch.

A lot.

(GatoCommodore) #160

@KUST__LunarTM
Overwatch? you mean…

but seriously tho, i play warthunder a LOT.

(BlackboltLW) #161

I scold teammates A LOT.

There’s so much salt in me

(Press E) #162

I get extremely salty when an aura steals my usual med station spots or places their med station next to mine.
I swore at my friend once when they did that. I didn’t realize it was them s:

Then there’s when I rush over to a downed teammate across the map to revive them and a sparks does it just before I do.

[quote=“JUKING;210508”]I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life[/quote]

And I thought crafting three cobalt auras for a blish loadout was bad…

still didn’t get the blish loadout I wanted

(GatoCommodore) #163

[quote=“STARRYSOCK;210619”]I get extremely salty when an aura steals my usual med station spots or places their med station next to mine.
I swore at my friend once when they did that. I didn’t realize it was them s:

Then there’s when I rush over to a downed teammate across the map to revive them and a sparks does it just before I do.

[quote=“JUKING;210508”]I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life[/quote]

And I thought crafting three cobalt auras for a blish loadout was bad…

still didn’t get the blish loadout I wanted[/quote]

once i met an Aura so noob she thinks we have to defuse the bomb in the underground while playing defender.

she also put her station next to mine (which usually i hid it so enemies from the objective room cant shoot or nade it). But her healing station blue/red floor is very noticeable so my station and his station got knocked out every fucking time.

people dont know how to hide the station mang…

(Press E) #164

[quote=“sweetColumn;210630”][quote=“STARRYSOCK;210619”]I get extremely salty when an aura steals my usual med station spots or places their med station next to mine.
I swore at my friend once when they did that. I didn’t realize it was them s:

Then there’s when I rush over to a downed teammate across the map to revive them and a sparks does it just before I do.

[quote=“JUKING;210508”]I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life[/quote]

And I thought crafting three cobalt auras for a blish loadout was bad…

still didn’t get the blish loadout I wanted[/quote]

once i met an Aura so noob she thinks we have to defuse the bomb in the underground while playing defender.

she also put her station next to mine (which usually i hid it so enemies from the objective room cant shoot or nade it). But her healing station blue/red floor is very noticeable so my station and his station got knocked out every @$!# time.

people dont know how to hide the station mang…[/quote]

I usually just move my med station when that happens. Generally map sections have more than one place where you can create a med station camp, so I usually just move mine and let the other aura’s get destroyed.

(Soerbert) #165

  1. I main Sparks.

  2. I like to steal other medic’s revives as Sparks.

  3. Playing Sparks and encountering a Rhino? Melee the living s**t out of it!

  4. When im playing a merc which is also used by the enemy i make it my duty to kill that person to become the alpha (prefeably melee to add insult to injury)

(BlackboltLW) #166

…If only more Sparks players did this instead shooting at the enemy with the REVIVR rifle.

I mean I’m okay if a Sparks steal my revive, at least I could charge together with the revived teammate and being his healer instead.

(LifeupOmega) #167

Can’t hear you over being an obscenely tanky sniper sorry.