Dirty Bomb Confessions

(Klyxes) #142

Dirty Bomb confessions things I’m proud of:
As a medic(sparks):

  • My secondary job is explosive defusal…always with collateral damage.

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  • When i revive someone way too much (cause they always lose a firefight), I keep shooting that person even when they’re not in danger…just to let them know that’s how much I expect them to die.
  • When i see a person with low hp i go to them to let them know they’re going to get healed. Once they turn to me i throw my med-pack, consume it, and run away giggling (sparks’ medpack exist only to complement her low hp after all, revivr is for allies and enemies).
  • I sometimes go full meelee and long jump-bat heavy hit everyone. In the words of a victim player: “Holy ****, you scared me XD. I just turned around and saw a sparks flying towards me with a bat!”
  • As a Fletcher, when i see a nearby enemy that doesn’t see me, I stick them with sticky bombs then shoot once. As they start shooting me, I run away and once they think they’re safe I explode the bombs
  • Everytime i see an enemy phoenix and I’m able to, I down them and pretend im ignoring them. Then when getting up, I finish them and waste their revive.
  • After being stuck babysitting so many teams as the only engi or medic I came up with my own end-game…“song”?:
    Arms weak, palms are sweaty. GodDAMN this team is heavy. XD
(Xenithos) #143

[quote=“Randomdeath;176163”]

Can you whistle any edm? … If you can you would get 5 stars[/quote]

Sure, what EDM would you prefer. I can sometimes manage to get two layers into my whistling at the same time. But it becomes a psuedo whistle with EDM. Usually it’s what I call hum whistling when I try to handle EDM. (it often has dubstep qualities, which hum-whistling handles quite well) However, a lot of EDM has a main tune, such as looking at Stereo Love by Vika Jigulina, or most of the NCS mixes.

I can always whistle main tunes.

(Xenithos) #144

[quote=“ShekelWanker;177686”]I am addicted to Dirty Bomb
I tend to get very salty at Proxies (even before the ReV event)
I think that Rhino is underpowered
I feel like Dirty Bomb should be a paid game.
[/quote]

Oh crap guys. Gather the firewood, we’ve got a wiener to stoke before things get ugly.

(RadFoxxo) #145

[quote=“Xenithos;177787”][quote=“ShekelWanker;177686”]I am addicted to Dirty Bomb
I tend to get very salty at Proxies (even before the ReV event)
I think that Rhino is underpowered
I feel like Dirty Bomb should be a paid game.
[/quote]

Oh crap guys. Gather the firewood, we’ve got a wiener to stoke before things get ugly.[/quote]

Sorry, dad :cry:
Just very salty after needing to do almost everything for most of the teams I play with. Just… you know, Proxies/Bushwhackers running away from the C4 instead of defusing it… reviving allies when I’m not a medic etc.

(ElDingDong) #146

I carry two engis, and an ammo support.
Bushwhacker as engi
Fletcher for kills
Arty for Party

(Your worst knifemare.) #147

[quote=“ElDingDong;177817”]I carry two engis, and an ammo support.
Bushwhacker as engi
Fletcher for kills
Arty for Party[/quote]

2 meds, and an assalt
Phenix shall rise again.
Sparks for sniping and revives.
And Thunder will bang you all!!!

(ProfPlump) #148

[quote=“TheStrangerous;28527”]Cause why not? We all got something bugging us, so let’s hear it.

Here are mine:

I don’t play Rhino as inteded. I never use minigun and go fat scout.

Before properly using bolt action sniper rifles, I used PDP and thought it was the best choice back then.

I can never get into playing Bushwaker, I got bad luck with turrets.[/quote]

Dude, the PDP is great… It shreds low health mercs, and can still do well against other mercs.

And in terms of having trouble with Bushwhacker, check out some Dirty Cups videos and just pay attention to where the turrets are placed, and copy them. But basically the main thing to remember is that turrets are not at all effective at killing enemies on their own - you need to shoot in tandem with your turret if you want to do really well with Bushwhacker.

(Herr_Hanz) #149

2 snipers, 1 russian

aimee is not just a pretty face
vassili is a real life aimbot
thunder is thunder. thunder thunderov thunderovski.

(ItzNotAlex) #150

(From my own experience)

Since the lack of medics that is being used in pugs i’ve started to getting rather agressive toward anyone that asks the team if we can get another medic… unless this person already is a medic.

It was fun the first matches to play the merc class that no1 else bothers to play. But after a while i get sick of it, being unable to relax and can’t bother trying to keep my team alive.

Sometimes tryharding as a medic is simply not fun :frowning: .

(Sefuh_FR) #151

I have 13 mercs…but i still don’t have bought Proxy and Vassili…
I hate playing against a team full of “-er” mercs ( FraggER , SkyhammER , NadER , StokER ) , they are from my point of view the easiest mercs to play ( M4 / Timik / nades / GL / flamethrower / lot of HP ) , but not OP !

Don’t be in my team with this kind of squad ( Redeye / Phantom / Vassili )
or i will have a pleasure to insult you in the chat with french curses!

The typical squad of a kid who don’t like teamplay and try to get the best k/d but do less kills than our medic / engineer. :s

(GatoCommodore) #152

I never buy fletcher because its not the right thing to do…
unethical…

(bontsa) #153

[quote=“sweetColumn;210506”] –Look how ya’ll can snip these massive pics off when quoting. Cool ain’t it? It’s called etiquette damnit!!–

I never buy fletcher because its not the right thing to do…
unethical…[/quote]

While I bow to your dedication, I wouldn’t feel bad abusing the 5th Assault merc SD decided to give Engineer capabilities too :smirk: Their fault, not mine.

(averagerussian) #154

I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life

(averagerussian) #155

I mainly play Execution and I try to make every Execution game end 6-6 by swapping teams all the time

(Your worst knifemare.) #156

I feel pleasure when i stuff katanas up peoples butts with the heavy jab.

Ive never acheived owning a cobalt.

When im not butt stabbing i spend my time relaxing with my healings and necromancing.(sparks is life)

(SirSwag) #157

Sometimes I kill team mates by shooting proxy mines. Sometimes I pretend I don’t see them on the ground. Sometimes they had it coming by picking a 5th sniper…

(MarsRover) #158

My main FPS for the last couple of days (and the foreseeable future) is BF1 :naughty:

(KUST__LunarTM) #159

I play Overwatch.

A lot.

(GatoCommodore) #160

@KUST__LunarTM
Overwatch? you mean…

but seriously tho, i play warthunder a LOT.

(BlackboltLW) #161

I scold teammates A LOT.

There’s so much salt in me