Dirty Bomb Confessions


(Randomdeath) #136

[quote=“Xenithos;175397”]Spoiler = Just some thoughts while reading the negativism…

[spoiler][quote=“Jesus;174189”][quote=“Scav;174174”][quote=“Jesus;174162”]I have a serious hatred agaisnt anyone using Aura or Proxy. And I tend to show it “agressively”. I think if you use shotgun Aura or Proxy above lvl 10 you’re a total piece of @$!# that doesnt have anything going for yourself. player who doesnt have much training. :smiley: [/quote]

I think you are just butthurt about everything virtually possible. #confession[/quote]

Nah that’s really just Proxy Aura and shotguns. These things shouldnt be combined in such a game thats about it.
EVERYONE can play that, its stupidely overpowered and if you play that on regular basis after having it must be because you’re just too bad at anything else because you can’t actually aim people nor flank them correctly so you just take the fastest merc and a shotgun run/jump with no strategy and aim around the ennemies without real accuracy and spam your oneshot gun.
Sorry but if you use shotgun/fast merc combination you’re just a scrub and anyone can do what you do.
And if you start attacking personally like that its probably because you are one of the concerned person. Shotguns are for beginners who picks up the game. [/quote]

I for one, cannot use shotguns on Aura or Proxy that effectively, so I’m a super scrub… :blush: Despite being level 50+ (However, sometimes the shotgun feels amazing with Aura for about ten minutes at a time and I do in fact go on a rampage)

[quote=“Jostabeere;174105”]@Jesus Threatening me is abusive behavior and I feel harrassed.
“Try to disagree with my lovely sidekick one more time and we will do stuff”.
Well-deserved, sorry bud.
And it’s 2v1, so I would lose anyways against him and his sidekick.
By the way, I didn’t start anything. I and someone else disagreed with his comment, because I like the skin, he went ahead and started spamming negative reputation like they both did it many times before. You disagree once on an opinion-based post, they disagree on your latest posts 10 times even if they contain things you can’t disagree with.
They feel they’re something special. They can disagree with opinions, but when you dare to disagree with their master-opinion, they spam your reputation to death.
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You coulda just said that they’re bigots. :love:
bigot - a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions…
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Anyway, My confession time…
I’m absolute rubbish with shotguns, and no one actually knows… :open_mouth:
I’m level 50+ and I still pub stomp because i’m afraid of the peeps that haunt the min 20s. (though of course, i swap teams to keep the game balanced. (mostly))
I like to idle the game for no reason whatsoever while doing homework, etc. Which is why steam claims I’ve played almost 1500 hours, while in game is like 720… :wink:

I made the noob mistake of trading in cobalts just to get a good fletcher 6 times. :disappointed: Still don’t have a good one. :tired_face:

I didn’t get a cobalt from an equipment case until I was level 47, laughably, I call it my Unicorn fragger. :blush: (some of my friends have gotten 6+ by the time they’re level 20. :flushed:

My favorite thing to do when I’m bored is grab Phantom, wait, and then double pistol knife people, and pretend I’m performing maplestory combos with him. If I get more than two kills this way without dying on heavier mercs, I literally start whistling the valkyrie march… :innocent:

I whistle for entire matches while playing DB, that way internet videos cannot annoy me when I want a song switch. (I am REDICULOUSLY good at whistling, am willing to prove it if you’re willing to get on a ts of mine. :smirk: ) I can whistle almost anything.

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Can you whistle any edm? … If you can you would get 5 stars


(Occult) #137

you could just mute the player


(Occult) #138

@red muting a player mutes both voice and text


(ElDingDong) #139

I like the blishlock, its my favorite gun.
I like the fire rate
I like the dot sight
It looks cool

Dont kill me pls.


(RadFoxxo) #140

I am addicted to Dirty Bomb
I tend to get very salty at Proxies (even before the ReV event)
I think that Rhino is underpowered
I feel like Dirty Bomb should be a paid game.


(Dysfnal) #141

@ShekelWanker that would kill the game faster than a proxy buff


(Klyxes) #142

Dirty Bomb confessions things I’m proud of:
As a medic(sparks):

  • My secondary job is explosive defusal…always with collateral damage.

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  • When i revive someone way too much (cause they always lose a firefight), I keep shooting that person even when they’re not in danger…just to let them know that’s how much I expect them to die.
  • When i see a person with low hp i go to them to let them know they’re going to get healed. Once they turn to me i throw my med-pack, consume it, and run away giggling (sparks’ medpack exist only to complement her low hp after all, revivr is for allies and enemies).
  • I sometimes go full meelee and long jump-bat heavy hit everyone. In the words of a victim player: “Holy ****, you scared me XD. I just turned around and saw a sparks flying towards me with a bat!”
  • As a Fletcher, when i see a nearby enemy that doesn’t see me, I stick them with sticky bombs then shoot once. As they start shooting me, I run away and once they think they’re safe I explode the bombs
  • Everytime i see an enemy phoenix and I’m able to, I down them and pretend im ignoring them. Then when getting up, I finish them and waste their revive.
  • After being stuck babysitting so many teams as the only engi or medic I came up with my own end-game…“song”?:
    Arms weak, palms are sweaty. GodDAMN this team is heavy. XD

(Xenithos) #143

[quote=“Randomdeath;176163”]

Can you whistle any edm? … If you can you would get 5 stars[/quote]

Sure, what EDM would you prefer. I can sometimes manage to get two layers into my whistling at the same time. But it becomes a psuedo whistle with EDM. Usually it’s what I call hum whistling when I try to handle EDM. (it often has dubstep qualities, which hum-whistling handles quite well) However, a lot of EDM has a main tune, such as looking at Stereo Love by Vika Jigulina, or most of the NCS mixes.

I can always whistle main tunes.


(Xenithos) #144

[quote=“ShekelWanker;177686”]I am addicted to Dirty Bomb
I tend to get very salty at Proxies (even before the ReV event)
I think that Rhino is underpowered
I feel like Dirty Bomb should be a paid game.
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Oh crap guys. Gather the firewood, we’ve got a wiener to stoke before things get ugly.


(RadFoxxo) #145

[quote=“Xenithos;177787”][quote=“ShekelWanker;177686”]I am addicted to Dirty Bomb
I tend to get very salty at Proxies (even before the ReV event)
I think that Rhino is underpowered
I feel like Dirty Bomb should be a paid game.
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Oh crap guys. Gather the firewood, we’ve got a wiener to stoke before things get ugly.[/quote]

Sorry, dad :cry:
Just very salty after needing to do almost everything for most of the teams I play with. Just… you know, Proxies/Bushwhackers running away from the C4 instead of defusing it… reviving allies when I’m not a medic etc.


(ElDingDong) #146

I carry two engis, and an ammo support.
Bushwhacker as engi
Fletcher for kills
Arty for Party


(Your worst knifemare.) #147

[quote=“ElDingDong;177817”]I carry two engis, and an ammo support.
Bushwhacker as engi
Fletcher for kills
Arty for Party[/quote]

2 meds, and an assalt
Phenix shall rise again.
Sparks for sniping and revives.
And Thunder will bang you all!!!


(ProfPlump) #148

[quote=“TheStrangerous;28527”]Cause why not? We all got something bugging us, so let’s hear it.

Here are mine:

I don’t play Rhino as inteded. I never use minigun and go fat scout.

Before properly using bolt action sniper rifles, I used PDP and thought it was the best choice back then.

I can never get into playing Bushwaker, I got bad luck with turrets.[/quote]

Dude, the PDP is great… It shreds low health mercs, and can still do well against other mercs.

And in terms of having trouble with Bushwhacker, check out some Dirty Cups videos and just pay attention to where the turrets are placed, and copy them. But basically the main thing to remember is that turrets are not at all effective at killing enemies on their own - you need to shoot in tandem with your turret if you want to do really well with Bushwhacker.


(Herr_Hanz) #149

2 snipers, 1 russian

aimee is not just a pretty face
vassili is a real life aimbot
thunder is thunder. thunder thunderov thunderovski.


(ItzNotAlex) #150

(From my own experience)

Since the lack of medics that is being used in pugs i’ve started to getting rather agressive toward anyone that asks the team if we can get another medic… unless this person already is a medic.

It was fun the first matches to play the merc class that no1 else bothers to play. But after a while i get sick of it, being unable to relax and can’t bother trying to keep my team alive.

Sometimes tryharding as a medic is simply not fun :frowning: .


(Sefuh_FR) #151

I have 13 mercs…but i still don’t have bought Proxy and Vassili…
I hate playing against a team full of “-er” mercs ( FraggER , SkyhammER , NadER , StokER ) , they are from my point of view the easiest mercs to play ( M4 / Timik / nades / GL / flamethrower / lot of HP ) , but not OP !

Don’t be in my team with this kind of squad ( Redeye / Phantom / Vassili )
or i will have a pleasure to insult you in the chat with french curses!

The typical squad of a kid who don’t like teamplay and try to get the best k/d but do less kills than our medic / engineer. :s


(GatoCommodore) #152

I never buy fletcher because its not the right thing to do…
unethical…


(bontsa) #153

[quote=“sweetColumn;210506”] –Look how ya’ll can snip these massive pics off when quoting. Cool ain’t it? It’s called etiquette damnit!!–

I never buy fletcher because its not the right thing to do…
unethical…[/quote]

While I bow to your dedication, I wouldn’t feel bad abusing the 5th Assault merc SD decided to give Engineer capabilities too :smirk: Their fault, not mine.


(averagerussian) #154

I made 13 cobalts for Kira and didn’t get any single katana loadout

…I use merc lines in real life


(averagerussian) #155

I mainly play Execution and I try to make every Execution game end 6-6 by swapping teams all the time