Choose your waifu & husbando!

(Potato_Ladder) #21

I feel that Aimee and Turtle should not be on the list yet, we hardly know anything about their bio :frowning:

(Jostabeere) #22

I hope Aimee is not like Max Bashki. I don’t feel I like him after his posts about bathing in champagne.

(SereneFlight) #23

Yeah, why isn’t Nader on both lists?[/quote]
'cause I’m such a homophobic scrub : P

Oh God please no. Anything but SJWs!

(Jesus) #24

you just need to know Aimee is french that should be enough to vote for her :3

(RedBeard) #25

How do you expect to have a poll if Pol Pot is not an option?

(Potato_Ladder) #26

you just need to know Aimee is french that should be enough to vote for her :3[/quote]

Sadly, not in my case. I prefer to know more about the mercs before I vote and nationality usually doesn’t mean much to me.

(Sinee) #27

Laughing for the next 500 years because Aura has less votes than another merc that’s not even been released yet.

(SereneFlight) #28

you just need to know Aimee is french that should be enough to vote for her :3[/quote]

Sadly, not in my case. I prefer to know more about the mercs before I vote and nationality usually doesn’t mean much to me.[/quote]
Let’s just say she’s an internet waifu. You know barely anything about her but you still love her.

(BananaSlug) #29

but nader is lesbian so idk

(Your worst knifemare.) #30

Oh so like a stalker

(SereneFlight) #31

It says she has a wife so she could be lesbian or bisexual.

(InfernoKun) #32

Kira is still the kawaiiest waifu.

(Shinywindow) #33

Even though Turtle isn’t out yet I think he’s the most sensible choice:

  • Cute foreign punk from Turkey
  • Nice beard and tattoos
  • Loves baby pandas and cafes
  • Pun master
  • Geeks out about American pop culture
  • Built Phoenix his leg
  • Gets bashful when scoring killing sprees
  • Stood up to the enemy team and Rhino in the E3 trailer
  • Protects his team AND does the objective.

Turtle is just a pleasant guy.

Plus look at his little smirk:
http://i.imgur.com/HCojGwZ.png

(RedBeard) #34

[quote=“Mercy;161613”]Laughing for the next 500 years because Aura has less votes than another merc that’s not even been released yet.

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Not to mention this game will be long dead including the dust that would have been your bones! ahahahahahahaha

(Backuplight) #35

I hope Aimee is not like Max Bashki. I don’t feel I like him after his posts about bathing in champagne.[/quote]

Maybe Aimee is Max Bashki - our first transgender merc! Equal opportunity slayage!

(CallieBeats) #36

I don’t get why Phantom is at the top. We all know he has the attitude of a stuck up frat boy. Definitely not husband material. Also, Proxy is bae.

(Matuno) #37

I genuinely tried picking a husbandu as “what would I pick if I were a girl”. They’re all either douchebags to me or unbearable to look at, so I chose to become a nun instead.

Kira’s my waifu. Not only my most played merc, but I love the geeky cheery character.

(LifeupOmega) #38

Hate to break it to you but you’d probably be a lesbian with that mindset

(Matuno) #39

Hate to break it to you but you’d probably be a lesbian with that mindset[/quote]

Heck, may as well. God, if you’re reading this, make me a well-rounded girl when I respawn, thanks!

(Sorotia) #40

It says she has a wife so she could be lesbian or bisexual.[/quote]

Either way she is married…personally off limits for me :stuck_out_tongue: