brink fanfic out yet?

(Ragoo) #21

From the almighty Wikipedia:

“Asexuality (sometimes referred to as nonsexuality), in its broadest sense, is the lack of sexual attraction”

(Schwarzeis) #22

[QUOTE=Ragoo;289393]From the almighty Wikipedia:

“Asexuality (sometimes referred to as nonsexuality), in its broadest sense, is the lack of sexual attraction”[/QUOTE]

Porn without anything sexual? Yeeeaaaah :cool:

(Realirony) #23

[QUOTE=Ragoo;289393]From the almighty Wikipedia:

“Asexuality (sometimes referred to as nonsexuality), in its broadest sense, is the lack of sexual attraction”[/QUOTE]

I give you gentlemen. SCIENCE!

(DarkangelUK) #24

That’s called productive porn! Radiators get fixed, leaky pipes sealed, refrigerators working again… it’s more or less DIY… only they’re doing it themselves instead of you doing yours… nvm

(Realirony) #25

So everything on those DIY channels on TV like HGTV, TLC, and all that other stuff where they build houses and fix things. Thats…thats porn (productive). Brain exploded sir, brain matter just strewn all over my apartment.

(Schwarzeis) #26

‘‘I heard there were a pipe leak somewhere that needed to be fixed…’’
‘‘Yes, come in - it’s in the kitchen’’
‘‘Alright… Yeeaah…’’
‘‘Oh my! You do this like a pro’’
‘‘I am a professional, lady, I do it for a living - there we go, all done’’
‘‘Will you come back?’’
‘‘When there is a leak that needs to be taken care of, you can call me - you got my number’’

(Mustang) #27

ahem A picture is worth a thousand words :tongue:

(Dormamu) #28

The “BAR” with the “XXX” signs is part of a side mission, its only available for co-op play. I have heard that if you play the mission and win you get a secret Achievement: “To Lube or Not to Lube? – that is the question!” :smiley:

There are women in Brink, as NPC or as players, if you try something funky, their reply would be : “Yo Yo-You Can’t Play With My Yo-Yo!!” :smiley: so i say let’s stick with the objectives.:tongue:

(BioSnark) #29

is this thread a backward way of saying you want female chars?

Sweet. Can I get one of those off you, too?

(Nail) #30

nope, it’s just here to boost post counts

(ed lolington) #31

[QUOTE=Schwarzeis;289398]’‘I heard there were a pipe leak somewhere that needed to be fixed…’’
‘‘Yes, come in - it’s in the kitchen’’
‘‘Alright… Yeeaah…’’
‘‘Oh my! You do this like a pro’’
‘‘I am a professional, lady, I do it for a living - there we go, all done’’
‘‘Will you come back?’’
‘‘When there is a leak that needs to be taken care of, you can call me - you got my number’’[/QUOTE]

this looks promising i can’t wait to see some more