Best of Dirty Bomb chat

(MarsRover) #161

Translation:
Free for all server.
I’m level 44 and there was another guy lvl 25.
A second before the lobby ended this guy (lvl <10) kindly asked us to leave.
My game bugged out and kicked me to main menu instead of loading the map.
This guy must now think he is a master of persuasion :neutral:

(MarsRover) #162

http://i.imgur.com/TY00GmX.png

(Shinywindow) #163

http://i.imgur.com/0Ks8rpG.png
http://i.imgur.com/rtACviz.png

(KattiValk) #164

http://i.imgur.com/TZlmH4o.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/4oWeLAR.jpg?1

(SereneFlight) #165

http://i.imgur.com/Gm4kDFU.png

(xAvenger) #166

It is just like the American Officer in WWII in Bastogne who wished the German Officer who told him he would annihilate the US Troops “Good Luck.”

"The two blindfolded German officers were then driven, again by a roundabout route, back to their entry point at the Kessler farm. At the farm, the group was rejoined by PFC Premetz. The blindfolds were removed and the Germans opened and looked at the reply. They asked, “What does this mean?” They obviously didn’t understand the American slang. Harper and Premetz discussed how to explain it. Harper suggested, “Tell them to take a flying s**t!” Premetz thought about it, then straightened up, faced the Germans and said, “Du kannst zum Teufel gehen.” He told Harper it meant “You can go to Hell.” Then Harper said, “If you continue to attack, we will kill every goddamn German that tries to break into this city.” Henke replied, “We will kill many Americans. This is war.” Harper then said, “On your way Bud, and good luck to you.”

(SereneFlight) #167

http://i.imgur.com/3TPdUi6.png
(might as well add that he was pretty much behind all of us when during the first few seconds of the round so… yeah…)
http://i.imgur.com/zvuFfCx.png

(KattiValk) #168

http://i.imgur.com/b94wpfR.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/cRUSezU.jpg?1
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMEia1yWUAAoe9f.jpg:large

I’m responsible for most of those deaths.

(TheVulpesFox) #169

HAHAHAHAHHAA, I couldn’t stop laughing for like 5 minutes after this last page and now my family is looking at me weirdly! I tried to explain to them but they told me to keep it to myself basically.

(BerylRdm) #170

Last time I saw so much salt here, so I thought I’ll share.

(BerylRdm) #171

Dunno why but that made me laugh:

[spoiler]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eszw344IOC4/URZNALfLEEI/AAAAAAAAAIc/W4lGmQ7h730/s1600/ForeverAlone.png[/spoiler]

(SzGamer227) #172

Discussing what really matters when you’re playing DB…

(boerhae) #173

This needs to be here.

Hidden buff verified by Splash Damage employee

(BerylRdm) #174

http://i.imgur.com/FCYmczO.jpg
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/cc/cc36096dfda53f2fedba3ed6e120eefac8a5fc5f14dfee176849f85a2b5f7a1a.jpg

(Docta) #175

Sorry for bad quality

(SereneFlight) #176

What happens when you shove your katana into Value Vassili’s bum few times~
http://i.imgur.com/LBTTuTK.png

(Shinywindow) #177


http://i.imgur.com/O91t2L6.png

(KattiValk) #178

I once wondered where all my hackusations were because I rarely got them. It seems as if things have changed for the saltier.

And other things.
http://i.imgur.com/omZm4dj.jpg?1

(gg2ez) #179

[quote=“Incoming;160164”]I once wondered where all my hackusations were because I rarely got them. It seems as if things have changed for the saltier.
[/quote]

That’s what a [t>] tag will do to you - wanna vouch @N8o ?

(N8o) #180

[quote=“gg2ez;160206”][quote=“Incoming;160164”]I once wondered where all my hackusations were because I rarely got them. It seems as if things have changed for the saltier.
[/quote]

That’s what a [t>] tag will do to you - wanna vouch @N8o ?[/quote]

It’s usually the other way around. :stuck_out_tongue: