April Fools' Idea for Dirty Bomb

(Sinee) #21

Swap the voice audio. Sparks suddenly sounds like Sawbonez.

(CirclesofJerk) #22

Shoe said There working on that [/quote]

That’s their april fools joke.

(HunterAssassin5) #23

The player models are replaced with velociraptors for a day.

(SereneFlight) #24

Not to mention they would probably fuck it up…

(gg2ez) #25

April 1st - Ammo bags work as Airstrikes :trollface:

(SereneFlight) #26

Martydom heals enemies
Med packs deal damage

(FalC_16) #27

Love the idea OP.

Back in the day this was actually a way how to “make” new race tracks in Need for speed. They simply mirrored the layout and booom, it felt like a new race track. Adding night time made it even look completely different.

(DirtyHarrier) #28

I like how all these ideas make Dirty Bomb unplayable for a whole day.
Just kidding, I don’t.

(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #29

‘‘Turtle is finally out!’’

(pumpkinmeerkat) #30

Make the mine triggering audio play after the mine has already exploded.

(b8rpwn1337) #31

2 Merc Role Calls in a day.

(Xyfurion) #32

[quote=“Ardez;160557”]Idea for April Fools: Have a pop up stating Founder’s Skyhammer is in your inventory.

The joke? It isn’t. :smiley:

(This is as somebody with 0 desire for that card but seeing a dozen people ask about it every stream)[/quote]

This… That’s just a dick move. @Amerika I would too. That card is sexy as hell.

But I honestly believe that my idea is not only a harmless prank, it’s also fun for the players.

@Mc1412013 Feck off matey… I have awesome ideas in the shower :tongue: :trollface:

(Xyfurion) #33

Isn’t he the next one to be released? Ah well… we’ll find out by the end of the week. (I’m quoting shoe.)

(FUNNYBLACKMAN) #34

Isn’t he the next one to be released? Ah well… we’ll find out by the end of the week. (I’m quoting shoe.)[/quote]

Obviously Aimee.More snipers…More suffering with fucking Proxy and Fletcher being on rotation every time.We really need Turtle.

(Jansku) #35

Or instead of releasing new merc/map/cards they could play april’s fools and FIX all these things:

-Shotguns so they aren’t one hit wonders which favours just those who jump around corners and shoot blindly
-Jumpshooting with snipers so it’s still challenging but yet something that is controllable through learning and not totally randomized venture as it is now
-Sparks so her reviver isn’t that spammable and on range wouldn’t make gibbing so damn impossible compared to medic who charges pads and runs towards the same target
-Deployable cooldowns (like Aura stations) so they cannot be immediately replaced as they are destroyed
-Fletcher’s stickies so they do less damage on spread but maintain it when you get direct hit (just like with Nader nades) so they cannot be just spammed)
-PDP so it doesn’t remain as mininade spammer
-Red eye balance with smoke and IR so he can be countered and Vassili stays viable option
-Phantom gets some new toy to help the team other ways than just killing mostly unwilling noobs
-Stoker’s fire kills only those in the fire and not outside of the fire
-Arty’s tool to call artillery made so it actively can target EVs even from side and it might be easier to use but might take longer to take effect
-Proxy mines that can be destroyed by shooting if placed which are in tight places (there are few places that are almost impossible to destroy without explosives which makes mercs without them kind of helpless)
-Burst rifles might need bit of nerf (ttk is pretty low compared to others)
-Bridge first objective so attacking team has better chance completing it
-Trainyard last objective so attacking team has better chance completing it
-Dome changes so it would suck less (still disorienting clusterf)
-Dockyard same thing ^
-Objectives that have more time to react by the defensing teams so less emphasis is on ninja/proxy/rush tactics against full unbreakable hold (bridge, chapel, undergound)
-Servers which have maximum pings so 150-200+ ping players don’t join to warp and teleport around
-ELO rating or balance on pubs so it doesn’t suck so much as it does now
-Matchmaking same thing
-Ranked events so people are more interested of playing it
-Banning notifications for the crowd so people would see some kind of results (lately there have been clearly additions to cheating squad, not to name any nationalities but…)

PS: Hi guys and gals! :smile: This is my first post here but already quite familiar with Dirty Bomb.

(Xyfurion) #36

@Jansku Wrong place to post, buddy. If you want to be noticed more, post this in general chat. We are discussing very important random shit here…

(Rjsto) #37

As long as airstrike markers are ammo packs then, cause it’s the only ability Skyhammers seem to use anyway